Back in the ’90s, young designers Isaac Mizrahi, Todd Oldham and Christian Francis Roth were fashion stars. They were awesome. They didn’t make enough money to stay in business, but they were awesome. I last wrote about these designing men in September, when Oldham was named creative director for Old Navy. Earlier this month, Mizrahi…
Animals
Damn! Coco Has a Pair of Big Ones!
Meet Coco the cat and her giant ears. What? Were you expecting someone else? Speaking of the other Coco, I think I have found my soulmate: someone who admires her just as much as I do.
I Will Have Crazy Traffic After This Post*
Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. *Dedicated to my most popular search…
Taking a Few Days Off
I’ve had a lousy week and I’m just not feeling this. I will be back in 2008. Gigi the dog joins me in wishing you health and happiness in the new year. P.S. The gold dress has arrived and the size small IS that short. I’m going to have to take a photo and have…
Naa! Naa! Dog Looks Like a Lady!
I’d finally gotten that Aerosmith song out of my head when my husband took the dogs to get their hair did. Henry returned sporting some nice hair ribbons. Dog looks like a lady! Hey! Don’t judge! I love my cross-dressing dog! P.S. Happy anniversary to BarbaraB and GeorgeB!
Happy Festivus
Gigi the dog is ready for the Airing of Grievances
My Dogs Are Lazy
This is an old clip, but new to me. Check out Faith, the biped dog! Look at Faith hopping along! My dogs have four legs, more or less, and will barely get off the damn couch. I say more or less because Gigi has a spinal cord injury and Henry has a deformed paw. Henry’s…
Four Years Ago This Month, and Last Night
The late Mr. Chubbs (a CHINESE DOG) certainly enjoyed the taste of his own nose! He looks so happy in this December 2003 photo. If you would like to make a stamp out of this picture for your holiday cards, that would be very peculiar. But don’t let the fact that I think you’re a…
Boob Bowz? LOLZ!
My friend Jane suggested that since I successfully brought butt bows back, I should now tackle boob bows. Apparently, Anne Hathaway had a tough time with the boob bow sitch earlier this year. Jane has a now-dormant blog called Boycott the Bag. It had many smart and funny ideas in it, but let’s face it….
Thanks for Thinking of Me, Roxanne
I just got a spam email from “Roxanne C. Murdock.” She told me to buy “MegaDik,” and assured me, “You won’t believe your eyes when you see your new penis size!” Upon reflection, I decided Ms. Murdock’s email was a little off-target because I wouldn’t believe my eyes if I noticed I had grown any…