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WendyB Called; She Wants Her Look Back

November 30, 2007 by WendyB

Penelope Cruz! The style phone is ringing for you! How dare you attempt a lolWendy bow on your gown? CLICK HERE TO SEE PENELOPE’S BUTT BOW. lolWendy kthxbai!

Filed Under: boob and butt bows, Celebrities, dresses, lolwendy, NaBloPoMo, pictures of me

Oh Noes!

November 30, 2007 by WendyB

My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue…

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Filed Under: gorgeous friends, NaBloPoMo, pictures of me

I’m Lazy and Proud of It

November 29, 2007 by WendyB

First of all, no book club today. That’s not really due to laziness, though. I just want to do a better job on the post. I’ll be back with an empress next Thursday. My real laziness is that I would like to support other small business owners by buying some of my holiday gifts through…

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Filed Under: art, NaBloPoMo, shopping suggestions, t-shirts

More Shoes in the News

November 28, 2007 by WendyB

While in L.A., I found these Pierre Hardy shoes on sale at Neiman Marcus. Festive! A 37 was too small. A 38 was too big. Apparently, one 37.5 exists in the universe and the store is sending it to me. I’m very particular about how shoes fit, so I suspect I will be returning this…

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Filed Under: fish feet, NaBloPoMo, queens, shoes

Did You Miss Me?

November 27, 2007 by WendyB

I have a confession to make. I sneaked away to L.A. for a few days and never told y’all! I didn’t want you peeps to make a scene … all that weeping, wailing and begging me to stay is just not dignified! Snap out of it! While in L.A. , I wore some crazy Alaia…

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Filed Under: NaBloPoMo, shoes, travel

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

November 26, 2007 by WendyB

Google must think I’m an expert kisser, since recent blog traffic came from: Dogs can kiss girls She made me kiss her ass how to tell woman that you want to kiss her girl making me kiss her ass I worry about the person who Googled, “why do i always feel like something’s missing in…

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Filed Under: fish feet, insanity, NaBloPoMo, obsessions

Theodoric of York

November 26, 2007 by WendyB

A while ago, in a comment, gorgeous client Applevenusian mentioned the Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber skit from Saturday Night Live. Thanks to YouTube, you can all enjoy this skit about the medieval barber who treats every ailment with a good blood-letting. This has nearly all of the best SNL players in it, including frequent…

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Filed Under: gorgeous clients, insanity, NaBloPoMo, sales

Future Designs

November 25, 2007 by WendyB

Based on the searches that bring people to my blog, I think there may be high demand for: Meerkat jewelry Glam rock jewelry Adam Ant jewelry Beatles jewelry Batman jewelry 60s blow jewelry Tit jewelry Ass jewelry Cunt jewelry (Peeps, I’m just the messenger here.) Embed from Getty Images

Filed Under: insanity, NaBloPoMo

Air Berry

November 23, 2007 by WendyB

Terri Berry takes flight in Montauk, N.Y., in this undated photo, while I stand back and look pale. I found this at my parents’ house on Thanksgiving and thought I’d share

Filed Under: gorgeous family, NaBloPoMo, pictures of me

Time to Start Thinking of New Year’s

November 22, 2007 by WendyB

Wouldn’t it be fabulous to wear one of these on New Year’s Eve? These are clearly not for the H&M crowd, but feel free to lick the screen, then shop for budget lookalikes. Yellow for your black tie eventDolce & Gabbana, $5995, at Bergdorf Goodman(It doesn’t ship till Dec. 27! That’s cutting it close.) Classic…

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Filed Under: dresses, NaBloPoMo, pictures of me, shopping suggestions, vintage, zang toi

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Award-winning designer of fine jewelry inspired by women's history and pop culture. A former journalist who writes about jewelry, fashion, medieval history, news, feminism, dogs, cats and whatever else is on her mind. Blogging since 2007.
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