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A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

November 26, 2007 by WendyB

Google must think I’m an expert kisser, since recent blog traffic came from:

  • Dogs can kiss girls
  • She made me kiss her ass
  • how to tell woman that you want to kiss her
  • girl making me kiss her ass

I worry about the person who Googled, “why do i always feel like something’s missing in my life.” I feel that way too, sad person, because I am beginning to fear I will have to live out my years without the pleasure of fish feet.

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  1. G.G. says

    November 27, 2007 at 12:42 am

    LOL. Step away from the pike!

  2. Amy says

    November 27, 2007 at 1:54 am

    Hmm, those shoes actually remind me more of a traditional Asian dragon than fish…

  3. Michael says

    November 27, 2007 at 7:47 am

    It had been too long!

  4. In Yr Fshn says

    November 27, 2007 at 7:49 am

    I’m not even sure how I was able to comment as my bf. Hm. Anyhow, that was me (Jenn aka In Yr Fshn).

  5. lorelai236 says

    November 27, 2007 at 8:01 am

    Wendy, if you ever come across shoes shaped like the Grateful Dead skeleton, give me a call 😉

  6. Chic and Charming says

    November 27, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Too funny, I love Google analytics.

  7. masaoms says

    November 27, 2007 at 9:03 am

    Hi Wendy!
    Thanks for your comment! I have visited your web site and your blog and i have posted your work at my jewelery blog!! Nice jewels and nice blog!! Congratulations!

  8. Lady N says

    November 27, 2007 at 9:06 am

    interesting shoes…

  9. The Guv'ner says

    November 27, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Is it wrong that I sort of dig those? :):)

  10. The Guv'ner says

    November 27, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Is it wrong that I sort of dig those? :):)

  11. The Guv'ner says

    November 27, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Is it wrong that I sort of dig those? :):)

  12. Marleaux says

    November 27, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Hmm, I think the farthest I would go with animal inspired shoes are the Marc cow flats. But if you could pull them off, more power to you.

  13. Dustcakeboy says

    November 27, 2007 at 10:09 am

    I’d fear for my feet’s safety in those!

    DCB.

  14. Miss Janey says

    November 27, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Well, really, Wendy B, who doesn’t feel that way about missing out on fish feet?

  15. Aretha says

    November 27, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Hhahaha, I’m scared of that shoe

  16. La Belette Rouge says

    November 27, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    WendyB,
    Are you a Pisces? I am trying to understand the fish feet thing.

  17. pistols at dawn says

    November 27, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    I really prefer my feet to look like echidnas.

  18. The Clothes Horse says

    November 27, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    Those shoes are amazing. Reminds me of these little mouse flats I coveted awhile back. I hope the person found solace on your site–your histories should give them a smile at the very least!

  19. Cakespy says

    November 27, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Well…are you an expert kisser?

    Those shoes…awful or awesome? I still can’t decide.

    Shipped your order btw!

  20. WendyB says

    November 27, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    LBR, I am a Capricorn but no one has made any goat shoes yet.
    Masaoms, thank you very much!!!!
    Guv’ner, it is definitely a sign of sanity and elegance.
    PAD, perhaps Manolo has something in his line for you.
    Cakespy, references are available upon request.

    In general, as for why I yearn for fish feet:
    1) what person wouldn’t want tiny teeth around their toes?
    2) how much fun would it be to wear them and have people who notice them say, “Oh my God!” Being perfectly tasteful and unnoticeable in your little black dress and black heels has its time and place, even for me, but why be a run-of-the-mill wallflower when you can take the opportunity to be hilariously fish-shod?

  21. Melody says

    November 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    I’m liking the fish shoes. Wild! And a definite conversation starter. 🙂

  22. Haute Girl says

    November 27, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    wow, how funny yet so sad (the person who googled about their life)

  23. riz says

    November 27, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    hideous in the most delightful way!

  24. atelier says

    November 28, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    These shoes are funny

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