Google must think I’m an expert kisser, since recent blog traffic came from:
- Dogs can kiss girls
- She made me kiss her ass
- how to tell woman that you want to kiss her
- girl making me kiss her ass
I worry about the person who Googled, “why do i always feel like something’s missing in my life.” I feel that way too, sad person, because I am beginning to fear I will have to live out my years without the pleasure of fish feet.