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November 25, 2007 by WendyB

Based on the searches that bring people to my blog, I think there may be high demand for:

  • Meerkat jewelry
  • Glam rock jewelry
  • Adam Ant jewelry
  • Beatles jewelry
  • Batman jewelry
  • 60s blow jewelry
  • Tit jewelry
  • Ass jewelry
  • Cunt jewelry (Peeps, I’m just the messenger here.)

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  1. The Clothes Horse says

    November 25, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Please show us some sketches of meerkat jewelry. ^_^ Who would want to see/buy/wear the last three???

  2. Kate says

    November 25, 2007 at 10:48 am

    I’d go for meerkat jewellery too 🙂

  3. WendyB says

    November 25, 2007 at 10:57 am

    TCH, I like to imagine that my idols, Coco and Ice-T, are browsing my blog in the hope of finding some elegant ass jewelry.

  4. Cakespy says

    November 25, 2007 at 11:01 am

    Meerkats n’ boobies. I hope you’ll title your memoirs that…

  5. Bobble Bee says

    November 25, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    60’s blow jewelry…. that’s my fav.
    What’s up with women in their 60’s?? i have so many searchings with that number too…
    So ladies, we are very desirable in our 60’s!! 🙂 Pls take note

  6. Carolina Lange says

    November 25, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Meerkat jewellery!

  7. Pakous says

    November 25, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Saludos Wendib desde Lleida España.

  8. G.G. says

    November 25, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Me too for meerkats!!

    Bobble bee, I think the searchers mean 1960’s 😛

  9. BottleBlonde says

    November 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    Tit jewelry? Like hanging ornaments off yer nipples?

  10. Aretha says

    November 25, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    What about Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin jewelry! Jimmy Page and his famous guitar can be a kick-ass piece!

  11. The Sewing Bunny says

    November 25, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    at first i thought you meant jewelry with meerkat images.. not jewelry for meerkats!

    but maybe you did, now i’m confused! haha

  12. WendyB says

    November 25, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    Hola, Pakous! GG and BB: Yes, I’m sure the searchers mean 1960s jewelry, but I love Bobble-Bee’s interpretation. It gives us all something to look forward to! Bunny, your interpretation is correct (I’m sure, though who really knows what goes on in a Googler’s mind?) but I am much more amused by the idea of meerkats wearing jewelry. Bottleblonde, it would have been so perfect if you had said, “Like hanging ornaments off yer nipples…AS I AM DOING RIGHT NOW.” If you don’t mind, that’s how I’m going to envision you from now on.

  13. molly says

    November 25, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    cunt jewelry? bahahhaha

  14. shell says

    November 25, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    i would like to sign up for the meerkat jewelry. hahaha.

  15. riz says

    November 25, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    I’m literally rolling on the floor laughing right now – apropos Bottleblonde’s comment and your reply

  16. pistols at dawn says

    November 25, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    Adam Ant jewelry? That was totally Adam Ant googling himself and pretending he’s still relevant.

  17. Practically Perfect In Every Way says

    November 25, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    is it bad that the meerkats are way grosser than the last 3???

    you totally know Coco and T check your blog all the time! I’ll bet T was all over you in your latex pants!

    i google myself when i’m alone(think i’ll go blind?). i could only dream that someday “cunt jewelry” will lead the masses to me.

  18. Eli says

    November 26, 2007 at 1:15 am

    I dont know, but the “Spy” in my title always brings up either “spying on sister in [insert] bathroom/changing/fitting room” or something like “I spy camel toe” which happens to be the best camel toe watching ever I guess?

  19. Olga says

    November 26, 2007 at 3:14 am

    Hey, what about latex leggings jewelry and Henry teh 8 jewelry? And scary fish shaped shoes jewelry? (I’d sent you the sketch, btw, feel free to publish it) :)))

  20. La Belette Rouge says

    November 26, 2007 at 6:59 am

    I dreamt about Adam Ant last night and then I came to your blog this a.m. Maybe that means that I want Adam Ant jewelry.

  21. In Yr Fshn says

    November 26, 2007 at 10:01 am

    I totally get people coming to your blog for the ass jewelry; it’s the meerkat stuff I wonder about. I also like to imagine a tribe of meerkats in the lkatest WendyB designs. Maybe you can try product placement on Meerkat Manor?

  22. Miss Woo says

    November 26, 2007 at 10:45 am

    How about tit and bum jewllery for meerkats, just a thought 😉

  23. bigglassesgirl says

    November 26, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    meerkat jewelry – then we could all tune in to that show of theirs (discovery? animal channel?) and watch the official sponsor bask in her glow. What an audience you’d reach.

  24. WendyB says

    November 26, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Good news, peeps. I finally noticed two searches for “penis jewelry.” I was wondering why penises were being left out! I also got one search for “my husband has a tiny cock.” I wish I could trace the searcher and send her a note of condolence.

  25. Heather says

    November 26, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    aw, meerkat jewelry! my baby brother watches Meerkat hotel like my great-grandma used to watch her soaps. I’d like to see one in pearls.

  26. Blue Floppy Hat says

    November 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    I just had an image of Timon from The Lion King, with a crown on…
    Google searchers…what would we laugh at/be freaked out by if it weren’t for them?

  27. Angela says

    November 26, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    I am going to wear live meerkats on New Year’s. I am using a non-toxic honey/molasses resin to stick them all over my body. Warning to all youse jealous bitches (‘specially you, Heather M.) for not thinking of it first: they bite!

  28. shoeaddict says

    November 26, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    I’m laughing out loud at at the comments!!!

    I drool over your gorg pieces 🙂

  29. Valley Girl says

    November 26, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    I would like to order a meerkat pendant, please. =)

  30. WendyB says

    November 26, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    Valley, you mean you want to buy a meerkat a gift, right? 🙂

  31. G.G. says

    November 27, 2007 at 12:46 am

    I’d like to order a meerkat cellphone blingy hanging thingy. And yes, I do mean for a cellphone-using meerkat who wants to stay in style.

  32. WendyB says

    November 27, 2007 at 1:24 am

    Meerkats are slaves to fashion.

  33. G.G. says

    November 27, 2007 at 2:00 am

    True, fashion is one of their few weaknesses.

  34. Chic and Charming says

    November 27, 2007 at 8:46 am

    I would be all about some glam rock jewelry!

  35. LBIC says

    November 27, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Aaaah the meerkats. My dog is obsessed with that show.

  36. 123Valerie says

    November 27, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    Man, WendyB, I wish I weren’t so intrigued by the “tit jewelry.” Maybe one of these days I’ll move out of the mindset of a 15-year-old boy child. Perhaps in another 27 years.

  37. Cassoulet Cafe says

    November 28, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Funny! You could be featured on the famous meerkat show for designing their jewelry! 😉

    (How do you find out what people googled?)

  38. WendyB says

    November 28, 2007 at 10:22 am

    I use Google Analytics and Feedburner. It’s fun!

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