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I Will Have Crazy Traffic After This Post*

January 3, 2008 by WendyB

Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters.

*Dedicated to my most popular search terms and the people who search for them.

UPDATED TO ADD: It’s cold in NYC today, so thank God for hot Coco! I noticed that the capitalization of the second “C” in “Coco” is starting to be accepted everywhere, but I’m not into it. If I get to meet and worship her in person, I will certainly discuss this with her.

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Comments

  1. Vintage Bunny says

    January 3, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Cocos ass still cracks me up(no pun intended)

  2. WendyB says

    January 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Oh, Bunny, I believe that pun WAS intended!

  3. Miss Woo says

    January 3, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    No rude jewllery searches? darn. and I’m looking forward to more Coco’s posts to year 2008, hehe.

  4. SocalStyle says

    January 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Thank you for the comments.

    You have some gorgeous jewelry on here :D!

  5. Suze says

    January 3, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    What’s happening in New York that everyone is leaving? Did you say something?

  6. applevenusian says

    January 3, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    i see you are expanding your lanes to accomodate your influx of traffic… pretty soon your highway will be as big as Coco’s ass!

  7. G.G. says

    January 3, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    You crazy girl you 😀

  8. WendyB says

    January 3, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Good point, Suze! Come back, peeps! I didn’t mean that rude thing I said about your crappy haircut! Well, I did mean it, because it looks terrible, but your hair will grow back!

  9. Katelin says

    January 3, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Haha, that’s hilarious.

  10. Jen (MahaloFashion) says

    January 3, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Oh camel toe that is bad traffic, I hate traffic!

  11. Stephanie says

    January 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    How do you find out what people searched to get to your blog? I always wanted to know but never found out..

  12. WendyB says

    January 3, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    Google Analytics, Feedburner, Sitemeter…I’m sure there are more options too.

  13. pistols at dawn says

    January 3, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    This is way better than mine, which are like 98% searches for herpes and “how to get rid of an unwanted man.”

  14. Lynette says

    January 3, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Thrilled, I’m thrilled that you appear to be back up to par. No, I’d say way-over-par, and I mean that in the best way ever, WendyB. Nine links in one post! That’s like, well, an entire starting line-up for a baseball team. Who’s on first? Surely Coco’s at catcher ’cause she’s one limber woman.

    Nope, Portland’s still home. Glad to see (and not surprised) that you know you Snoopy!

  15. ChiliLady says

    January 4, 2008 at 1:52 am

    oh…wow!

  16. Gledwood says

    January 4, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Are you in NYC… I would love to go to the New Jersey Turnpike… isn’t that what inspired Springsteen to write “Livin’ in America”…?

    Pls come to my main blog gledwood2 and tell me y/n I am dying to know

    I thougth this must be true as it came on bbc radio…

    :->

  17. riz says

    January 4, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Yeah 9 links in 1 post. WTF??! Wonder woman blogger…

  18. Naki says

    January 6, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    You are HILARIOUS!

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