As a journalist, he simply had to have a copy of this.
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Madonna and Guy Ritchie to Divorce?
Meh. Never thought much of him to begin with. My picture of Madonna in concert I’m more intrigued by the fact that the upscale Times of London is attributing the story to booby tabloid The Sun! Rupert Murdoch happens to own both. Do you think he got wind of some hot gossip? UPDATED TO ADD:…
Free Association With Search Terms
Here are my initial reactions to some of the search terms that bring people to this blog. “Life is full of disappointments.”Yep. “Why does Steven Tyler have scarves tied to his microphone”It’s purty. “Empress Wu photo”There were no cameras in the 700s. Idiot. “Can’t wear underwear”Why? Religious reasons or allergy? “My husband has a tiny…
"I Gave It All to Your Cousin Josephine!"
I love this scene from The Sopranos. Tony and his murderous mother Livia are fighting about her future, including the dispensation of her good jewelry. My Livia Poison Ring wasn’t inspired by Livia Soprano, though I’m sure she would have found it useful. Livia Poison Ring in 18K yellow gold and diamonds© Wendy Brandes 2007-2008Photo…
Hello, Dolly!
Greetings to all you people visiting from Doll’s Realm! You are a quiet, non-commenting group. Don’t be so shy. You know, before I posted that photo of me in the (pseudo) latex leggings, I wondered whether or not I’d really want to see that picture all over teh Interweb. What if I did something stupid…
This Is Tragic
More flower molestation! Hey, that outfit was the shizz in 1992! Don’t judge! UPDATED TO ADD: Check it out! Special spam haiku in my honor! Nadine T. Bartley is going to love this! UPDATED AGAIN: Damn! Who is the bitch who failed to invite me to the I Am Legend premiere last night? Identify yourself!…
Boob Bow Redux at Luxx
Yep! The boob bow is the new hot thing. First it was the butt bow. Now it’s the boob bow. This boob bow was brought to you by Luxx Magazine, published by the Times of London, part of the Murdock/h MegaEmpire. Speaking of MegaEmpires, did I not tell you that Google was going to punish…
Mythological Creatures
I suddenly realized that my new catalog, like the Abominable Snowman, is spoken of but never seen. If you would like to receive a PDF of the catalog, send an email to wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. The catalog is a much better representation of my recent work than the Gigi Caron site, which has…
Ten Paces, Turn and Fire
This is for Pistols at Dawn, who dared to say latex was “hot on ladies, scary on dudes.” Well, think again, PAD! David Lee Roth is here to prove you wrong! Embed from Getty Images Apologies accepted.* Quite a few years ago, I spent a pleasant evening with David Lee Roth after meeting him in…
Cardigan, Corduroy, Cat and Cock
Today’s post is sponsored by the letter “C”! If you’re loving chunky knits this season, you need to check out this awesome ’70s cardigan. Happy bidding! From Emmapeelpants, eBay seller When you’re done bidding (snipe, people, snipe!), tell me, do I want these corduroys in “deep eggplant”? Or do I just THINK I want them?…