This is for Pistols at Dawn, who dared to say latex was “hot on ladies, scary on dudes.” Well, think again, PAD! David Lee Roth is here to prove you wrong!
Apologies accepted.*
Quite a few years ago, I spent a pleasant evening with David Lee Roth after meeting him in a strip club. No, peeps, I wasn’t a stripper! I was a bouncer. I am small, but mean. Seriously, I just give that up-and-down look that takes in your outfit and stamps it “REJECTED” and grown men break down and cry.
Anyway, happy Thanksgiving to all you sex-ay U.S. bitches! You know how they make pumpkin pie, right?
I’d show you what goes on at the tofurkey farm but it’s too upsetting, what with all the panicked tofurkeys screaming and trying to escape from crazy Heather Mills.
Woot, pumpkin riots?
Happy thanksgiving!
hmmm..I love seeing men in latex. You get a glimpse of how MANLY they are. hehehe.
Besos!
Miss J.
Oh super, I love knowing you have bouncer in your resume. I aspire to a bit of that meanness, then I could properly chaperone at our middle school dances.
HP to you, too!
You know I don’t drink coffeee, so thanks for that pic of DLR. It really jolted my system into a state of wide eyed alertness.
Happy Thanksgiving, Wendy!!
Happy thanksgiving for all of you who celebrate it. Very funny the Heather Mills thing… hihi
thx for the comment.btw i love KIND
Well, after that David Lee Roth picture, I’m not going to be hungry for the next year or so.
I think Mr. Roth’s goals are the same as mine: to build a time machine. For him, it’ll be to remember that brief 5-year window where he was culturally relevant, and for me, it’ll be to avoid seeing that picture of him.
Happy Thanksgiving!
hoohooo!
happy thanksgiving you!
😉
i don’t know what that comment about old ladies and latex… like who what are they callin old?
i love you wendy!
have a lovely holiday!
j.
happy thankgiving!
I’m not much for chicken thighs or turkey legs, but these particular thighs and legs look right fine in latex.
Y’all have a great holiday!
You’d just have to flash that picture of D.Lee at me and I’d break down and cry. Why do it? Why?
As for Heather Mills, I am sick of her, she’s a media whore but I’m no fan of Macca either.
is it just me or do you think David Lee Roth uses MegaDik??? I’m not sure but i think Ms. Mills does, how else does she have such crazy balls?
You know what that DLR pic looks like? Like an Oscar started from the feet up, to morph into an aging, coked-up rock star… Bit like Pistols himself actually.
You know what that DLR pic looks like? Like an Oscar started from the feet up, to morph into an aging, coked-up rock star… Bit like Pistols himself actually.
You know what that DLR pic looks like? Like an Oscar started from the feet up, to morph into an aging, coked-up rock star… Bit like Pistols himself actually.
Ha! No way! If there is a guy who SHOULD wear shiny tights, it is David Lee Roth. I would like to see him on the golf course dressed this way. I think it would somehow work.
Denise
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