Last year, I made myself a special set of rings to wear to a Lady Gaga concert. I’ve posted them before on this blog, but here’s another look at them just for the hell of it.
Oh yeah! My chicken-in-egg locket!
Gaga, call me! I’ll make you an egg locket that opens up to reveal a tiny version of yourself.
Meanwhile, I still dream of a series of Poker Face-inspired designs. Cheek jewelry, anyone?
People are constantly hitting my blog while searching for “butt jewelry.” Imagine if I started offering “cheek jewelry”! The butt-jewelry searchers would be all like, “Yay …. oh, damn.” It would be like the time on Family Guy when Peter was disappointed by fruit stripe gum.
Would it be cruel to tease the butt-jewelry fans like that?
UPDATED TO ADD: Speaking of jewelry worn by my musical crushes, I was very curious about the necklace Eminem was wearing at the Grammys. Now I know it’s an Alcoholics Anonymous symbol. Shady, if you ever want your copy of the Big Book blinged out, holla at me!