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Free Association With Search Terms

February 9, 2008 by WendyB

Here are my initial reactions to some of the search terms that bring people to this blog.

“Life is full of disappointments.”
Yep.

“Why does Steven Tyler have scarves tied to his microphone”
It’s purty.

“Empress Wu photo”
There were no cameras in the 700s. Idiot.

“Can’t wear underwear”
Why? Religious reasons or allergy?

“My husband has a tiny cock.”
Get in touch with R. Murdock.


“Wearing rings handjob”
Ouch.

“Wendy get with it”
Mom! Get off my case.

“fetish wear horse latex boot”
Um. What?

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  1. Lynn says

    February 9, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    It’s fun having a blog,eh?

    This is hilarious, I bet the search terms make your day everyday! Or most days…

  2. Miss Woo says

    February 10, 2008 at 8:57 am

    I’m intruiged by the “fetish wear horse latex boot”, horse feet?

  3. Dale says

    February 10, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Thank you for the graphic, I would have had to expend energy searching Murdock Cock.

  4. Frasier says

    February 10, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Hi Wendy
    Crazy stuff!!!
    Its funny though!!
    I will probably continue the other two blogs and will visit your blog through the other i.d s!!!
    Vintage bunny/frasypoo

  5. KiKi says

    February 10, 2008 at 10:51 am

    those are hilarious

  6. Wendy says

    February 10, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Hilarious! I laughed out of my chair.

  7. Olga says

    February 10, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    oh no! hilarious!

    why don’t i get any cool search terms to my blog?????

  8. enc says

    February 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Always amusing. I love the cover of that book.

    Maybe there’s an idea in there for your next project: a handjob-friendly ring line?

    I’m not touching that last one with a ten-foot pole.

  9. Miss J. says

    February 10, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    wearing ring handjobs? hmmm…business opportunity girl. Create one now!!! lol.
    Besos!

  10. PinkPiddyPaws says

    February 10, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    Holy crap!!! I stopped doing searches for my ex-husbands tiny cock a long time ago. Sorry babe..someone else must be with him now.. ha..ha.ha.. 🙂

  11. WendyB says

    February 10, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    ENC, MissJ…whatever design helps me get ahead 😉
    PPP …I’m shocked. Your ex had a small male chicken?! :-O

  12. Natasha says

    February 10, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    how did you figure out which search terms led people to your blog? I am so new at this stuff. 🙂

  13. WendyB says

    February 10, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    Natasha, Google Analytics and Feedburner are two of the things that can show you your search terms. I’m sure there are a million more! I think Feedburner is easy to use. Go to feedburner.com and check it out.

  14. riz says

    February 10, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    You should subtitle your blog, the last query search!! ha.
    sorry i’m perverse…

  15. C.J.B. says

    February 10, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Well if they stuck around, you would probably have one of the most eclectic readerships out there!

  16. cotton candy says

    February 10, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    lmao! you’re amazing!

  17. evie says

    February 11, 2008 at 5:04 am

    oh dear… can’t wear underwear is probably a health related issue

  18. pistols at dawn says

    February 11, 2008 at 6:50 am

    These are all classics. I like that people who want info on Steven Tyler and handjobs can come – figuratively, weirdos – here to learn more.

  19. enc says

    February 11, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Grooaaan, that pun!

  20. Prêt-à-Porter P says

    February 12, 2008 at 3:07 am

    lol!

  21. Laila says

    February 12, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    hey, kind of like Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey

    ttp://daddylikey.blogspot.com/2007/09/inadvertently-ask-daddy-likey.html

  22. WendyB says

    February 12, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Yes, but not as good as that. Winona is the best!

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