People have been hunting for Osama Bin Laden for years, but he is nowhere to be found. This can only mean one thing. He’s in the same “safe place” where I put months of bank statements, two inexpensive necklaces and my thigh-high black suede boots. All we need to do is find that place and we’ll have him.
I just know that jackhole is wearing my necklaces and boots and chortling over my financial situation whenever he’s not making obnoxious videos or snacking on delicious food items he finds in his beard.