People get all protective of baby seals and KFC’s chickens, but does anyone ever spare a thought for the poor tofurkey? No! Brace yourselves for a sickening sight. This is an actual tofurkey pleading for its life. Seconds after this photo was taken, the innocent tofurkey was slain and eaten by a vegetarian.
Illustration by ENC
Linda Famularcano says
Laughing.. so.. much.. right.. now.. (^_^) love it.
Princess Poochie says
We did not harm the heards of wild Tofurky… we had Celebration Roast from Field Roasts.
And it was deeelicious!
good gracious. What a name.
Was it a free-range tofurkey at least? Did it lead a good life up until the moment of slaughter?
hahahaha!!!! Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for the laugh.
Mode Junkie says
oh my god i almost peed. hihi.. 🙂
Make Do Style says
I couldn’t stop laughing at the title of post!
Fashion Tidbits says
Lol. nothing wrong with being a vege lover
The Clothes Horse says
You’re not going to become a tree hugger next, are you Wendy B?
Jill Sherman says
Kira Fashion says
I used to be a vegetarian, but now I am not anymore….
a kiss girl!
dapper kid says
Haha, love it!
I respect vegetarians, but I hate tofu in all forms.
Dammit, you blew my cover. I was the one who shot/killed/ate that Tofurky!
LOL! I am a vegetarian and I would never, EVER eat such a grose thing…
How was your turkey day yesterday my dear? I hope you have a great weekend!
The Seeker says
Being a vegetarian I just laughed a lot.
Oh dear WendyB just you to make this soooooooo funny post.
Never eat tofurky…. is it worthy???? (we haven’t it here)
I love tofu, but that Tofurkey thing looks utterly terrifying. What’s that substance oozing out of the middle of it?
fashion herald says
oh, the inhumanity.
and I was forced to eat filet mignon because of my red meat eating, gristle consuming father in law.
Tee hee! I’m a vegetarian, but we don’t have tofurkey here. I’d love to try though, just to prove how very cruel I am!
Oh dear God in heaven, this almost had us on the floor. Thanks for posting it!
hahahahha, ew tofurky doesn’t sound appetizing at all.
pistols at dawn says
The worst part isn’t the eating of the tofurkey, but the way they spend three hours telling you how much better they are than you.
True, Pistols. That’s what really leaves the bitter aftertaste.
Hahaha! I can see the humour but at the same time, not everyone is a vegetarian for animal rights reasons.
Princess Poochie says
Awww Pistols & Wendy
I'm vegan and I hope you don't feel that way about me. I will be very sad if you do.
i do love tofu but one thanksgiving we had tofurkey, and i wanted to barf.
that said, this year, preparing the turkey entailed plucking feathers… which also almost made me barf, it took a bit of getting used to, but damn, once it was done, he was good!
apricot tea. says
HAHA! This was funny. :]
& I HATE tofurkey. My husband loves it but I'll pass…
HAHAHAHAHA! oh, this made me laugh!