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Vegetarians Are Cruel

November 27, 2008 by WendyB

People get all protective of baby seals and KFC’s chickens, but does anyone ever spare a thought for the poor tofurkey? No! Brace yourselves for a sickening sight. This is an actual tofurkey pleading for its life. Seconds after this photo was taken, the innocent tofurkey was slain and eaten by a vegetarian.

Illustration by ENC

I’m outraged!

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  1. Linda Famularcano says

    November 27, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Laughing.. so.. much.. right.. now.. (^_^) love it.

  2. Princess Poochie says

    November 27, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    We did not harm the heards of wild Tofurky… we had Celebration Roast from Field Roasts.

    And it was deeelicious!

    Luv
    Poochie

  3. yulanda says

    November 27, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    lol

  4. Songy says

    November 27, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    good gracious. What a name.

  5. lisa says

    November 28, 2008 at 1:14 am

    Was it a free-range tofurkey at least? Did it lead a good life up until the moment of slaughter?

  6. TheShoeGirl says

    November 28, 2008 at 1:39 am

    hahahaha!!!! Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for the laugh.

    😉

  7. Mode Junkie says

    November 28, 2008 at 2:46 am

    oh my god i almost peed. hihi.. 🙂

  8. Make Do Style says

    November 28, 2008 at 2:50 am

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the title of post!

  9. Fashion Tidbits says

    November 28, 2008 at 3:03 am

    Lol. nothing wrong with being a vege lover

  10. The Clothes Horse says

    November 28, 2008 at 3:48 am

    You’re not going to become a tree hugger next, are you Wendy B?

  11. Jill Sherman says

    November 28, 2008 at 5:49 am

    Hee, hee.

  12. Kira Fashion says

    November 28, 2008 at 5:57 am

    I used to be a vegetarian, but now I am not anymore….

    a kiss girl!

  13. dapper kid says

    November 28, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Haha, love it!

  14. KD says

    November 28, 2008 at 9:05 am

    I respect vegetarians, but I hate tofu in all forms.

  15. enc says

    November 28, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Dammit, you blew my cover. I was the one who shot/killed/ate that Tofurky!

  16. Dana says

    November 28, 2008 at 9:34 am

    LOL! I am a vegetarian and I would never, EVER eat such a grose thing…

    How was your turkey day yesterday my dear? I hope you have a great weekend!

  17. The Seeker says

    November 28, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Being a vegetarian I just laughed a lot.
    Oh dear WendyB just you to make this soooooooo funny post.

    Never eat tofurky…. is it worthy???? (we haven’t it here)

    xoxo

  18. Skye says

    November 28, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I love tofu, but that Tofurkey thing looks utterly terrifying. What’s that substance oozing out of the middle of it?

  19. fashion herald says

    November 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    oh, the inhumanity.
    and I was forced to eat filet mignon because of my red meat eating, gristle consuming father in law.

  20. Vasiliisa says

    November 28, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Tee hee! I’m a vegetarian, but we don’t have tofurkey here. I’d love to try though, just to prove how very cruel I am!

  21. InstantVintage says

    November 28, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    LOL!!!

  22. thepreppyprincess says

    November 28, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Oh dear God in heaven, this almost had us on the floor. Thanks for posting it!
    tp

  23. nv says

    November 28, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    hahahahha, ew tofurky doesn’t sound appetizing at all.

  24. pistols at dawn says

    November 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    The worst part isn’t the eating of the tofurkey, but the way they spend three hours telling you how much better they are than you.

  25. WendyB says

    November 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    True, Pistols. That’s what really leaves the bitter aftertaste.

  26. Isabel says

    November 28, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Hahaha! I can see the humour but at the same time, not everyone is a vegetarian for animal rights reasons.

  27. Princess Poochie says

    November 28, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Awww Pistols & Wendy

    I'm vegan and I hope you don't feel that way about me. I will be very sad if you do.

    Luv
    Poochie

  28. jennine says

    November 29, 2008 at 11:02 am

    awww…

    i do love tofu but one thanksgiving we had tofurkey, and i wanted to barf.

    that said, this year, preparing the turkey entailed plucking feathers… which also almost made me barf, it took a bit of getting used to, but damn, once it was done, he was good!

  29. apricot tea. says

    November 29, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    HAHA! This was funny. :]

    & I HATE tofurkey. My husband loves it but I'll pass…

  30. sam says

    November 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA! oh, this made me laugh!

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