Well, it turns out WWD didn’t think I was a hot pussy in my vintage Patrick Kelly dress! I never expected the average person to appreciate that drag-a-licious gown, but being on a “Disaster Area” page next to Susan Sarandon exceeded my wildest hopes and dreams.
(That WAS a very tight dress and not a catsuit, even though it looks like the latter in the photo.)
I think Patrick Kelly would have been proud.
This reminds me that I’ve been meaning to post this photo of Penelope Tree in a slashed-all-over black gown with exposed panties.
A recent issue of Vogue ran a photo of the Penelope Tree dress and bemoaned the fact that no one wears anything daring like this to big events anymore. I laughed out loud when I read that. We all know they’d put a bitch’s ass on the fashion police page for wearing this dress! That’s why no one “goes there.” Susan Sarandon and I are going to get together and discuss this hypocrisy over drinks. Just as soon as she calls me. I’m waiting by the phone right now.
UPDATED TO ADD: Here’s another photo of my outfit to show that it’s really a dress, not a unitard!
I am going to take the big ’80s shoulder pads out before I wear it again. I was going to do it that night but I was in a rush and thought that if I did shoulder-pad surgery while I was in such a hurry, I might hurt the dress. Oh yes, you read that right. I’ll definitely wear this one again.