People have been hunting for Osama Bin Laden for years, but he is nowhere to be found. This can only mean one thing. He’s in the same “safe place” where I put months of bank statements, two inexpensive necklaces and my thigh-high black suede boots. All we need to do is find that place and…
Fashion
Shiny Leggings!
By Norma Kamali, in gold and silver, for $100. I don’t know why they seem to be packing heat. Tranny tights? Whatever. I don’t judge. Speaking of Norma, I’ve had my eye on this fringed top for a while, and now it’s on sale, but there are no returns or exchanges, so I don’t want…
I Will Have Crazy Traffic After This Post*
Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. *Dedicated to my most popular search…
New Year’s Eve With Altamira
Gorgeous blogger Altamira joined us for New Year’s with his lovely friend Lola. He’s posted a funny action photo of me dancing my hair off (literally!) to my favorite song, Smells Like Teen Spirit. Check it out! And, yes, Dita Von Teese and I use the same tanning salon. UPDATED TO ADD: I’ve decided that…
The Thinker
Thanks to The Clothes Horse for tagging me with the Thinking Blogger Award and simultaneously making me feel deeply guilty about my recent lack of Book Club posts. To steal a paragraph directly from TCH: “If you get tagged you have to write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think and…
Happy New Year, Bitches!
My husband threw me a big New Year’s Eve/40th birthday party. My friends Phil and Angeline sent me some flowers and balloons to get me in the mood. Lots more pictures to come! UPDATED TO ADD: My dress code for the party was black tie OR mutton dressed as lamb. As you can see from…
Too Sick for the Sales
I have a bad cold, so I’m not hitting the stores to check out the post-holiday sales. But I always have enough energy to browse online. I like this asymmetrical top even though it’s terrible for jewelry. A necklace is out of the question and earrings might be too. I try to avoid clothes that…
Kova & T, Now With More Latex!
I finally checked out the website for Kova & T (of latex leggings fame) and discovered that the Spring 08 collection is full of latex! Someone simply MUST try on that unitard and send me a photo! The latex unitard from the Kova & T website. Who is going to be my real-life model? In…
New Year’s Eve Dresses
Looking for my post on New Year’s Eve dresses? Here it is. Here’s a dress I would like to have. My gorgeous friend Angela drew a picture of me in a candy evening gown, inspired by a candy bikini she gave me for my birthday. I ate a lot of the bikini before I could…
Bloggers, Bloggers Everywhere
I am delighted to report that gorgeous blogger Strawberry Kitten has made my latex-obsessed day by wearing some shiny leggings from H&M. Ooh! Shiny kitten! How cute! I don’t know if I should be saying that because she looks so young. What if she is 12 years old and I get busted for statutory complimenting?…