Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. *Dedicated to my most popular search…
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New Year’s Eve With Altamira
Gorgeous blogger Altamira joined us for New Year’s with his lovely friend Lola. He’s posted a funny action photo of me dancing my hair off (literally!) to my favorite song, Smells Like Teen Spirit. Check it out! And, yes, Dita Von Teese and I use the same tanning salon. UPDATED TO ADD: I’ve decided that…
The Thinker
Thanks to The Clothes Horse for tagging me with the Thinking Blogger Award and simultaneously making me feel deeply guilty about my recent lack of Book Club posts. To steal a paragraph directly from TCH: “If you get tagged you have to write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think and…
Happy New Year, Bitches!
My husband threw me a big New Year’s Eve/40th birthday party. My friends Phil and Angeline sent me some flowers and balloons to get me in the mood. Lots more pictures to come! UPDATED TO ADD: My dress code for the party was black tie OR mutton dressed as lamb. As you can see from…
Too Sick for the Sales
I have a bad cold, so I’m not hitting the stores to check out the post-holiday sales. But I always have enough energy to browse online. I like this asymmetrical top even though it’s terrible for jewelry. A necklace is out of the question and earrings might be too. I try to avoid clothes that…
Kova & T, Now With More Latex!
I finally checked out the website for Kova & T (of latex leggings fame) and discovered that the Spring 08 collection is full of latex! Someone simply MUST try on that unitard and send me a photo! The latex unitard from the Kova & T website. Who is going to be my real-life model? In…
New Year’s Eve Dresses
Looking for my post on New Year’s Eve dresses? Here it is. Here’s a dress I would like to have. My gorgeous friend Angela drew a picture of me in a candy evening gown, inspired by a candy bikini she gave me for my birthday. I ate a lot of the bikini before I could…
Bloggers, Bloggers Everywhere
I am delighted to report that gorgeous blogger Strawberry Kitten has made my latex-obsessed day by wearing some shiny leggings from H&M. Ooh! Shiny kitten! How cute! I don’t know if I should be saying that because she looks so young. What if she is 12 years old and I get busted for statutory complimenting?…
The Week in Review
Special correspondent PPIEW has taken it upon herself to sum up this week’s posts in pictures, as a courtesy for those people who are reading-impaired. Big head. Little arms. Boob bow. Coco. Boob bow. Argyle. Rings that are so big you can wear them as necklaces. There. Now you’re all caught up.
Bow Knows
Many thanks to these bloggers who are taking up the cause of large bows on various body parts: Style Alchemy Cheapskate Chic The Glam Guide Most impressive was Practically Perfect in Every Way, who cleverly photoshopped me into this picture. This is the original picture, mind you, not me! Not me! I did want to…