Yes, I’m faking a Book Club post, but I’ve never faked it before. Really! I swear, it’s not you, it’s me. Don’t take it personally. Anyway, I finally did a post on Christopher Walken, but I feel he deserves one more since I think of him so often. I have complained before of the gimmicky…
"It’s Going to Taste Very Bad!"
Back in the day, Terri Berry and I loved a skit Christopher Walken did on SNL called “The Trivial Psychic.” Trivial Psychic Add to My Profile | More Videos Here we are in 1993 having a “trivial psychic” moment. UPDATED TO ADD: I may hold off on Part II of my Empress Wu Book Club…
This Is Tragic
More flower molestation! Hey, that outfit was the shizz in 1992! Don’t judge! UPDATED TO ADD: Check it out! Special spam haiku in my honor! Nadine T. Bartley is going to love this! UPDATED AGAIN: Damn! Who is the bitch who failed to invite me to the I Am Legend premiere last night? Identify yourself!…
A Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose
Photo source: Uber Desi I enjoyed this story about Rose, India’s first transgendered late-night TV talk show host. Go on with your bad self, Rose! As I recently mentioned, one of my 15 personalities is three-year-old boy who is really a girl trapped in a boy’s body. Sweet’ums, as he likes to be called, was…
Sex-Ay New York City Blog Bitches…
…holla at me at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. Sex-ay bridge & tunnel bitches can holla too. Don’t ask why. UPDATED TO ADD: Okay, holla at me to tell me if you are free December 20. (Sorry, Jenn! My calendar wasn’t up-to-date.)
Boob Bow Redux at Luxx
Yep! The boob bow is the new hot thing. First it was the butt bow. Now it’s the boob bow. This boob bow was brought to you by Luxx Magazine, published by the Times of London, part of the Murdock/h MegaEmpire. Speaking of MegaEmpires, did I not tell you that Google was going to punish…
Essence Magazine: You Need It!
Everyone, run out and buy the January issue of Essence. I have several jewelry credits in the “Ageless Beauties Special.” Those are some sex-ay ladies! When I saw them, I thought, “Hell, yeah! I’m going to wear minidresses when I’m 52 too!” My Xenobia ring made it in, but it is very hard to see….
Great Minds Think Alike … About a Leaf
I just noticed that Macy’s seems to have a knockoff of jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer‘s leaf necklace. The original leaf necklace by Jennifer Meyer I thought the Macy’s leaf (below) WAS the Meyer leaf at first, but I think I see subtle differences, plus the price is too low and it’s in 14K, not 18K….
My Dogs Are Lazy
This is an old clip, but new to me. Check out Faith, the biped dog! Look at Faith hopping along! My dogs have four legs, more or less, and will barely get off the damn couch. I say more or less because Gigi has a spinal cord injury and Henry has a deformed paw. Henry’s…
Amazing Bosom
Thank you to the person who came to my blog by searching for “amazing bosom.” Finally! Someone has noticed. I’m so sick of being admired for my keen mind and dazzling personality. It’s about time people started loving me for my body. Even Gigi wants to get a closer look! UPDATED TO ADD: Woot! I…