Fernando von Bakonstein has safely returned to his Illinois home. Don’t forget to stay tuned to the International House of Blogcakes for future iHog adventures. To reminisce about the pig’s visit with me, click here.
Here’s one last iHog photo. Someone came to my blog by searching for “jewelry-sniffing dog.” I was sure they really meant “jewelry-sniffing hog” so, being helpful, I took this picture.
Fernando sniffs my Isabella and Matilda necklaces
UPDATED TO ADD: Other searches of note: “how to wear 80s style pleated jeans” and “miss mission valley california hooters.” Hope you guys found what you were looking for. And for the many people preoccupied with this topic, Anne Boleyn’s brother George was not gay. That was a fictional characterization probably based on a vague hypothesis from a desperate biographer. Also, George and Anne did not commit incest.
UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: What is with you size queens searching for “oversize cock”? Here is a big one. Can you handle it?
For more giant cocks, click here
All I can say is Fernando is gonna miss being with you. You made his life so high on the hog that he must have have fond memories of being in hog heaven with WendyB et al.
I hope to see Fernando on a new adventure soon.
Sharon Rose says
Bye bye Fernando-we will miss your adventures with WendyB!!
pretty face says
How very obliging of you.
I will miss Fernando!
Oh and wow, how stunning is that sword?
Susie Bubble says
Thanks, Pretty Face!
La Belette Rouge says
How about you make a golden Fernando charm bracelet that documents his adventures. Just an idea.;-)
I have been meaning to do a pig piece for a long time, for real! It’s on my list behind a million other things.
Muriel Mercurial says
I loved the last part of your post, I wonder how on earth searching for “giant cocks” gets people here? I laughed for a long time.
pretty face says
Wendy – how do you find out what searches brought people to your page?
I am sure no-one has inadvertently searched for me yet, but for future notice and all that…
This won’t really curb those searches, you know.
But the pig was delighted to know that he and “oversize cock” were mentioned in the same post.
Shucks! I was looking forward to taking pictueres this Saturday with Fernando included….
I’m dying over here thanks to the ‘giant cock’ fiasco.
hahaha. …I can be so immature, I apologize.