I suddenly realized that my new catalog, like the Abominable Snowman, is spoken of but never seen. If you would like to receive a PDF of the catalog, send an email to wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. The catalog is a much better representation of my recent work than the Gigi Caron site, which has…
In the News
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Yesterday I was exceptionally annoyed by this first-person essay in the New York Times (registration required). Every week, the Modern Love column grates like fingernails on a chalkboard. After reading it I usually beat my head against the wall for a few minutes and feel much better. In the case of “My Sorority Pledge? I…
WendyB Called; She Wants Her Look Back
Penelope Cruz! The style phone is ringing for you! How dare you attempt a lolWendy bow on your gown? CLICK HERE TO SEE PENELOPE’S BUTT BOW. lolWendy kthxbai!
Oh Noes!
My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue…
I’m Lazy and Proud of It
First of all, no book club today. That’s not really due to laziness, though. I just want to do a better job on the post. I’ll be back with an empress next Thursday. My real laziness is that I would like to support other small business owners by buying some of my holiday gifts through…
More Shoes in the News
While in L.A., I found these Pierre Hardy shoes on sale at Neiman Marcus. Festive! A 37 was too small. A 38 was too big. Apparently, one 37.5 exists in the universe and the store is sending it to me. I’m very particular about how shoes fit, so I suspect I will be returning this…
Did You Miss Me?
I have a confession to make. I sneaked away to L.A. for a few days and never told y’all! I didn’t want you peeps to make a scene … all that weeping, wailing and begging me to stay is just not dignified! Snap out of it! While in L.A. , I wore some crazy Alaia…
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Google must think I’m an expert kisser, since recent blog traffic came from: Dogs can kiss girls She made me kiss her ass how to tell woman that you want to kiss her girl making me kiss her ass I worry about the person who Googled, “why do i always feel like something’s missing in…
Theodoric of York
A while ago, in a comment, gorgeous client Applevenusian mentioned the Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber skit from Saturday Night Live. Thanks to YouTube, you can all enjoy this skit about the medieval barber who treats every ailment with a good blood-letting. This has nearly all of the best SNL players in it, including frequent…
Future Designs
Based on the searches that bring people to my blog, I think there may be high demand for: Meerkat jewelry Glam rock jewelry Adam Ant jewelry Beatles jewelry Batman jewelry 60s blow jewelry Tit jewelry Ass jewelry Cunt jewelry (Peeps, I’m just the messenger here.) Embed from Getty Images