I could survive for 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor Created by Bunk Beds.net Here’s another highlarious thing from the same dude: Beware of the kitteh!
insanity
Vegetarians Are Cruel
People get all protective of baby seals and KFC’s chickens, but does anyone ever spare a thought for the poor tofurkey? No! Brace yourselves for a sickening sight. This is an actual tofurkey pleading for its life. Seconds after this photo was taken, the innocent tofurkey was slain and eaten by a vegetarian. Illustration by…
Dame Is Two Letters Away From Dumb
When my former dream client, actress Helen Mirren, said some shizz about date rape to GQ earlier this year, I didn’t say anything because I never read the original article (of course, neither did the majority of the people who were crapping their pants about it). From what I read about the article, it seemed…
Krazy Katt
When my new hero, comedian Katt Williams, forgot to show up for Conan O’Brien and got himself arrested on gun charges all in one week, I assumed the hilarious mofo was hitting the crack pipe a little too hard. Katt Williams says, “Use crack in moderation!” Instead it seems Katt done gone crazy and might…
Vote and Get It Over With Already!
It’s Election Day and if I could, I would vote for “never hearing the names McCain, Obama or Palin” again. I’m sick of this shizz. (I never seem to hear about Biden so he’s not on the list.) Also, WTF is with this t-shirt? Embed from Getty Images What is that supposed to mean? It’s…
Halloween Costume Idea
I don’t know who this is, dressed as Old Gregg complete with glowing mangina, but he/she/it deserves a round of applause. Thanks to gorgeous blogger Good Looking Corgi for alerting me to this work of costume art. Don’t know what Old Gregg is? Click here to be educated/amazed/traumatized.
Sign of the Apocalypse
I just found out that Elle’s bloglebrity style director, Kate Lanphear, has her own Facebook fan group. She is taking over the world.
Ask WendyB
Gorgeous blogger Winona of Daddy Likey does a great feature called Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey, for which she offers highlarious “answers” to questions inadvertently posed by search terms people use to find her blog. Here’s Winona.Ain’t she cute? I was thinking of Winona’s feature because search terms with question marks keep appearing in my stats….
Who Ya Gonna Call?
This video reminds me of the Ghostbusters line: “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!” Except this time there’s a side of Chicken McNuggets. Thanks for Cute Overload for this one. And thanks to the New York Times for some not-cute-at-all moments. They should have renamed this Sunday’s Styles section the “Boys Who…
Pharaoh Would Have Called for Joseph
This morning’s post reminded me that I recently had two fashion-related dreams. First, I dreamed that I was on a talk show discussing my controversial leopard-print Patrick Kelly dress. I’m thrilled to say that even though I was asleep, I passionately defended my dress and declared I would wear it again. This was no dream…