When the moon is directly overhead you weigh slightly less. I got this bit of trivia from the underside of my Diet Snapple lid. Snapple always puts what it calls a “Real Fact” on the flip side of the lid. That’s where I read that a duck’s quack doesn’t echo. I’m skeptical about that. I…
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Seen on the Street
Yesterday I had more fun with visiting blogger Princess Poochie, but I’m going to let her post about the shopping portion of the day on her own blog. Keep an eye out for that. In the meantime, I will share this license plate we noticed on a parked car at the corner of Mulberry and…
Crack Dude Thinks I’m a Slacker
Whenever my friendly neighborhood crack dude sees me near my apartment in the late afternoon, he says, “Worked a half-day, huh?” But who is he to criticize? Last year, he promised that he’d meet me at my office and take me to lunch. I’m still waiting for my free lunch, crack dude.
I Think Sartre Would Agree
Stepson to WendyB, last night: “Hell is a DVD, a DVD player and ten remotes that don’t work.” We never did get to watch the movie.
Question of the Day
What’s the appropriate reaction when someone’s personal story is weirdly similar to a scene from a movie? Do I assume it’s a genuine case of life imitating art? Or do I give in to my urge for a small popcorn and a medium Diet Coke? It wasn’t this scene; I just like this picture.
Analyze This
I dreamed that Heather Mills was doing a clothing line for Topshop … and that I was the publicist for it. Heather Mills
Dyslexic Search Term of the Day
Search term: “Suck Dicking.”My response: You’re doing it bass ackwards! AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: SandraD of Debutante Clothing, thanks for featuring me as your Vintage Style Muse today!
Gmail Ad of the Day
I have no idea why this appeared next to an email conversation with my friend Monika. Monika, do YOU know? Picture of Syphilis Find Picture Of Syphilis at Great Prices.www.Pronto.com Or maybe we should ask the person we were talking about! If this post has whetted your appetite for syphilis, you can get a plush,…
Just Dicking Around
Comedian Roseanne Barr (as she formerly was known; now she is just “Roseanne“) had a great line: “People say I should be more feminine – well, they can suck my dick.” Here’s some more dick for you. Tricky Dick Dick in a can Dick in a box Dick Cheney on Family Guy Kathy “Knock the…
The Weather Gods Are Angry
I was wondering why it has been so windy and cold New York the past couple of days. It turns out that the weather gods are trying to blow Heather Mills home to England. This hasn’t done Heather’s new hairdo any favors. WHOOSH! Spring won’t come as long as Heather is here, so if you…