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The Weather Gods Are Angry

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I was wondering why it has been so windy and cold New York the past couple of days. It turns out that the weather gods are trying to blow Heather Mills home to England. This hasn’t done Heather’s craptastic new hairdo any favors.

Photo of Heather’s bad hair blowing in the wind from the Daily Mail.

Spring won’t come as long as Heather is here, so if you see her out and about, please encourage her to go home.

Thank you, gorgeous blogger Sharon Rose, for alerting me to trouble in my town.

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  4. i didnt recognize her at 1st, otherwise i would have thought the hair was pretty cool.

    one of my peeves in life are people with “heather mills syndrome” they lie without shame about things that are easily dis-proven!

  5. Don’t chase her to L.A.

    We don’t need no damn earthquake or whatever else her presence might instigate.

  11. ENC, yes. The current picture is due to the wind but the hairdo was already craptacular. The wind just made it look worse.

    Candid Cool, in one of my old Heather posts, there’s a link to a story on her more insane lies, such as cancer and being shortlisted for a Nobel.

  14. I seriously thought that was Johnny Rotten at first. And I was thinking, poor Johnny, the years haven’t been kind.

  15. And I wonder if her heart will ever soften? What a “beyoch” but I should not judge I wasn’t there but she does look like she is being flow away with her do..

  19. haha — i actually kind of like it. but, i think it may be my love of orangey lipstick that is blinding me.

  20. I think the collar on the coat is acting like a wind tunnel, making any wind hitting her front side blow straight up to her face and then blowing out all around her head, split to each side by her pointy chin and nose.

    WendyB, thanks so much for stopping by Portland Oregon Daily Photo, looking, reading and commenting!

  21. Hi Wendy-I think she’ll have to find a base in the Atlantic Ocean, because I doubt anyone will be happy to see her back in England, LOL!!

  26. Wendy: yes i learned about her full on delusionalness (yah i made up that word) from you. I think there was even the one where she claimed she received some award that doesnt even exist!! and when she got called out on it, it didnt even faze her. or something like that…

  27. Oh lordy! She’s on her way back? I better let the prime minister know, it’s time to FINALLY pull out that giant rubber wall we invested so much in…bounce her peroxide butthole wayyy into outer space if she tries to get back in!

  28. This is her karmic payback for dumping that jug of water on Paul’s lawyer’s head: she will never, ever have even decent hair again.

  29. OMG that picture! This is why I refuse to be famous. I would get unflattering pictures of me everywhere and I just don’t want that so I choose not to be famous.

  30. Dang she looks likes a fugly old long haired chihuaha, let me take that back, Chihuahuas are cute!

  32. You and Sharon are so clueless. That’s not Heather Mills. It’s Cindy Lauper. Now let’s keep our celebs straight, please.

  33. freaky, but what can you say about someone with one leg? I guess evil is evil no matter what your missing. Glad Paul got out when he did.