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The Weather Gods Are Angry

February 25, 2009 by WendyB

I was wondering why it has been so windy and cold New York the past couple of days. It turns out that the weather gods are trying to blow Heather Mills home to England. This hasn’t done Heather’s new hairdo any favors.

WHOOSH!

Spring won’t come as long as Heather is here, so if you see her out and about, please encourage her to go home.

Thank you, gorgeous blogger Sharon Rose, for alerting me to trouble in my town.

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  1. Bex says

    February 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Her face also looked like she got smacked on the side of her head with her fake leg.

  2. Cakespy says

    February 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Ooh, bad news. It does indeed look like the weather gods are rejecting her!

  3. Nadine says

    February 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Oh really bad I hate my hair being destroit by wind, too.

  4. -h of candid cool says

    February 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    i didnt recognize her at 1st, otherwise i would have thought the hair was pretty cool.

    one of my peeves in life are people with “heather mills syndrome” they lie without shame about things that are easily dis-proven!

  5. Miss Janey says

    February 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Don’t chase her to L.A.

    We don’t need no damn earthquake or whatever else her presence might instigate.

  6. KiKi says

    February 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    I can not wait for spring she must go home!!

  7. Little Lj says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    She looks like a cockatoo!! So wrong…

  8. The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    I want all of my Dalmation puppies back this instant.

  9. The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    I want all of my Dalmation puppies back this instant.

  10. enc says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I believe the wind is what created that “hairdo.” If you can even call it that.

  11. WendyB says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    ENC, yes. The current picture is due to the wind but the hairdo was already craptacular. The wind just made it look worse.

    Candid Cool, in one of my old Heather posts, there’s a link to a story on her more insane lies, such as cancer and being shortlisted for a Nobel.

  12. Kira Fashion says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    hehehe
    you are fun!

    a kiss for you Wendy and I can´t wait to be there 😉

  13. Thumbelina Fashionista says

    February 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Ooh…that IS bad. Yikes.

  14. Prunella Jones says

    February 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I seriously thought that was Johnny Rotten at first. And I was thinking, poor Johnny, the years haven’t been kind.

  15. Girl Japan says

    February 25, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    And I wonder if her heart will ever soften? What a “beyoch” but I should not judge I wasn’t there but she does look like she is being flow away with her do..

  16. The Clothes Horse says

    February 25, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    I’m relieved to hear the weather caused that wind and it wasn’t intentional!

  17. Brigadeiro says

    February 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Haha, Wendy, you’re hilarious!!!

  18. shara says

    February 25, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    She looks like Mike Score. The lead singer for Flock of Seagulls.
    Tee hee. Check it out!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk

    S

  19. Farren says

    February 25, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    haha — i actually kind of like it. but, i think it may be my love of orangey lipstick that is blinding me.

  20. Lynette says

    February 25, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    I think the collar on the coat is acting like a wind tunnel, making any wind hitting her front side blow straight up to her face and then blowing out all around her head, split to each side by her pointy chin and nose.

    WendyB, thanks so much for stopping by Portland Oregon Daily Photo, looking, reading and commenting!

  21. Sharon Rose says

    February 26, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Hi Wendy-I think she’ll have to find a base in the Atlantic Ocean, because I doubt anyone will be happy to see her back in England, LOL!!

  22. Ladies Who Lunch says

    February 26, 2009 at 1:52 am

    Is she trying to look like Debbie Harry? not impressed..

  23. L says

    February 26, 2009 at 9:32 am

    WTF? She looks like a leftover from last night’s party. Ick.

  24. KT says

    February 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    She looks like hell and I love it!

  25. Jill says

    February 26, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    The cufflinks are spectacular…thanks so much. He insisted that I post a picture of them.

  26. -h of candid cool says

    February 27, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Wendy: yes i learned about her full on delusionalness (yah i made up that word) from you. I think there was even the one where she claimed she received some award that doesnt even exist!! and when she got called out on it, it didnt even faze her. or something like that…

  27. tigerandtale says

    February 27, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Oh lordy! She’s on her way back? I better let the prime minister know, it’s time to FINALLY pull out that giant rubber wall we invested so much in…bounce her peroxide butthole wayyy into outer space if she tries to get back in!

  28. Duchesse says

    February 27, 2009 at 8:44 am

    This is her karmic payback for dumping that jug of water on Paul’s lawyer’s head: she will never, ever have even decent hair again.

  29. alixrose says

    February 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    OMG that picture! This is why I refuse to be famous. I would get unflattering pictures of me everywhere and I just don’t want that so I choose not to be famous.

  30. Glendy says

    February 27, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Dang she looks likes a fugly old long haired chihuaha, let me take that back, Chihuahuas are cute!

  31. the iron chic says

    February 28, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Heather Mills, OJ Simpson and that Octo-Mom should be shipped out into deep space.

  32. Karen says

    February 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    You and Sharon are so clueless. That’s not Heather Mills. It’s Cindy Lauper. Now let’s keep our celebs straight, please.

  33. Jen (MahaloFashion) says

    March 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    freaky, but what can you say about someone with one leg? I guess evil is evil no matter what your missing. Glad Paul got out when he did.

  34. Moira says

    March 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Sweet fancy Moses!!! Not a good look.

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