Thanks to Poodle Analytics and Feedjit, I know that I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from people searching for “Wendy 4 purple dress.” I imagined that “Wendy 4 Purple” was the name of an inexpensive, teen-oriented clothing line and, because I’ve seen plenty of that schlock, I didn’t investigate further. A few days ago, it occurred to me that the search request was more like “Wendy 4” and “purple dress.” I doubted that any one purple dress was the subject of so much interest, so I finally did my own search. The top result for “Wendy 4 purple dress” was a post of mine that included this picture:
Delete a space and it’s a whole different story. “Wendy4 purple dress” leads to photos of Wendy Combattente, aka Wendy 4, who describes herself as an all-natural 32J.
Well! That’s quite a difference, isn’t it? I feel sorry for anyone who came here only to be disappointed by my non-Rocky-Mountain-sized bosom. Even my more bosom-y purple dress would be poor consolation. I love to help people in need, so here goes: if you’re looking to have a wank over Wendy 4’s all-natural 32Js ….
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UPDATED TO ADD: Speaking of purple, I’m still on the hunt for the purple lipstick of my dreams. I ordered MAC’s new Goes and Goes Pro Longwear Lipcreme. It looks pretty promising. After I tried it on, I put on MAC’s Violetta … then Up the Amp on top of both. Now it looks like I ate Barney.