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Wendy 4’s Amazing Bosom

October 15, 2010 by WendyB

Thanks to Poodle Analytics and Feedjit, I know that I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from people searching for “Wendy 4 purple dress.” I imagined that “Wendy 4 Purple” was the name of an inexpensive, teen-oriented clothing line and, because I’ve seen plenty of that schlock, I didn’t investigate further. A few days ago, it occurred to me that the search request was more like “Wendy 4” and “purple dress.” I doubted that any one purple dress was the subject of so much interest, so I finally did my own search. The top result for “Wendy 4 purple dress” was a post of mine that included this picture:

WendyB's purple dress.

Delete a space and it’s a whole different story.  “Wendy4 purple dress” leads to photos of Wendy Combattente, aka Wendy 4, who describes herself as an all-natural 32J.

Wendy 4's purple dress, courtesy wendy4.com.

Well! That’s quite a difference, isn’t it? I feel sorry for anyone who came here only to be disappointed by my non-Rocky-Mountain-sized bosom. Even my more bosom-y purple dress would be poor consolation. I love to help people in need, so here goes: if you’re looking to have a wank over Wendy 4’s all-natural 32Js ….

CLICK HERE!

Monthly membership is $24.95, and the site is updated three times a week. You’re welcome!

UPDATED TO ADD: Speaking of purple, I’m still on the hunt for the purple lipstick of my dreams. I ordered MAC’s new Goes and Goes Pro Longwear Lipcreme. It looks pretty promising. After I tried it on, I put on MAC’s Violetta … then Up the Amp on top of both. Now it looks like I ate Barney.

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  1. Wanderlusting says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:13 am

    What a kind soul you are, helping out all those guys.

    Any wonder then that the anti-spam word is “hohoho” lol.

  2. Melissa says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:15 am

    lol – amazing! I like your dress oh so much better – who knew though that wendy 4 would be able to pull off SO many different hair colors and styles. fabulous.

  3. Cameron says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:39 am

    *sings her anti-spam word* There’s a place in “France” where the fembots wear no bras/there’s a hole in the wall where you can gasp in awe lol!

    I’d rather admire your amazing bosom than the basketball bosom of the Wendy 4 fembot, as yours would knock me out while hers would knock me into a coma… eek!

  4. Eli says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:40 am

    all natural my ass…

    Ah, the joys of blogging and analytics!

  5. Mary says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Those knockers are so not real! BTW I want your purple dress.

  6. stacy says

    October 15, 2010 at 1:59 am

    That’s hilarious. Poor Wendy4… she looks ridiculous. WendyB on the other hand… H.O.T.

  7. Susan says

    October 15, 2010 at 2:43 am

    LOL! I don’t think anyone should be disappointed at your photo… 🙂
    xoxo

  8. sharon rose says

    October 15, 2010 at 3:09 am

    LOL, how hilarious, of course she’s a natural haha!! Adore your purple dress, that was a fantastic buy! x

  9. Aggie@Elements Magazine says

    October 15, 2010 at 4:14 am

    Er, 32J? How can her spine support all that weight? So heavy…

  10. fashion butter says

    October 15, 2010 at 5:32 am

    WOW. And I thought I had a hard time finding shirts.

  11. Make Do Style says

    October 15, 2010 at 6:05 am

    Don’t let Henry see this post he might blush!

  12. Miss Peelpants says

    October 15, 2010 at 7:47 am

    Ahahahahahahahaha.

    Natural? Hmmmm….

    You, on the other hand, look amazing in that dress. Well done you!

  13. Rosie says

    October 15, 2010 at 8:53 am

    I have been staring at this with my mouth open for about five minutes. I have come to the conclusion that while Wendy4 may please boob and butt guys with her bosom, I would be very much pleased with your purple dress.

  14. The Well-Appointed Catwalk says

    October 15, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Ahahaha! This is hysterical! I share my name with a model/actress, so a Google search for me turns up a whole lot of topless photos of her circa 1975, mostly on German sites.

    xo,
    Marissa

  15. Eric says

    October 15, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Women can have too much of a good thing going, I think. That being said, in the words immortalized by Goldilocks, ‘your more bosom-y is jusssst right’.

    ps – must put Derick and Clive on iPod.

  16. Sally says

    October 15, 2010 at 9:30 am

    Zounds.

  17. fashion herald says

    October 15, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Whoa, that’s a lot of bosom for first thing in the morning! I love your poodle search posts.

  18. Moni says

    October 15, 2010 at 9:55 am

    My oh my, are those some bazooms! I’ve no words for that.

    As for purple lipstick, if you can find it still, in the Venomous Villains Maleficent collection, there is a purple color… Dark Deed. As the name says, it is dark, but it’s a very nice color and it might suit you well! I totally wanted to try on Violetta, but it was sold out when I went to my local MAC counter 🙁 I’m on a purple/fuchsia lipstick kick these days.

  19. Rebekah says

    October 15, 2010 at 9:57 am

    I once read about a man who stopped believing in God when he learned about the Elephant Man.

    That’s how I’d feel if I believed in these “natural” 32J breasts.

    Also, I just sang the alphabet to see how many letters come between “D” and “J.” Yikes.

  20. Monica says

    October 15, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Wow! Those are some big eggplants. Funny post today. Hee!

  21. pretty (face) says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    ahaha, I think her dress JUST has the edge. But I still love yours. xx

  22. Monique says

    October 15, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Hysterical! Um your “look” is WAY better! lol Love the Purple Leo print!

  23. Miss Janey says

    October 15, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Love the purple leopard…

  24. lisa says

    October 15, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    The logistics of Wendy 4’s bosom confuse me. Like, does she have to wear a custom-made back brace under her purple dress? Does she have to take care to keep her chin up so she doesn’t accidentally smother herself in her own cleavage? Yikes. Anyhoo, nobody can wear leopard print like you can, WendyB, and purple leopard print no less! Nicely done.

  25. Fashionistable says

    October 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Oh I cant stop laughing that is hilarious Xxxx

  26. drollgirl says

    October 15, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    well thank you for making me laugh!

    i think you look FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC in this gorgeous dress! and your hair and makeup look divine, too!

    wendy with the 32J (!?!?!??!?!?) is scaring the hell out of me!

    have a fab weekend!

  27. La Belette Rouge says

    October 15, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Must see a picture of your new and improved purple pout. I am sure it is more impressive than that woman’s impressive bosom.

  28. Winnie says

    October 15, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    Wowza. Haha, that was a bit unexpected!!

  29. devilishlypleasurable says

    October 15, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Wow. . Wendy4 is. . eye-popping. Still prefer your purple dress.

  30. Lexie says

    October 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    MEEEOOOOWZA that purple leopard is hot! this whole entry cracked me up!

  31. enc says

    October 17, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Ugh, I am repelled by the giant boobs on that woman!

    I like the photo of you MUCH better.

    Tastefulness counts!

  32. Topaz Horizon says

    October 17, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Good Lord, WEndyB, you never fail to crack me up!

    And I just want to add that you look MARVELOUS in that particular purple dress. Absolutely stunning =)

  33. jentine says

    October 17, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    So… I’m scrolling through your blog and my husband looks over my shoulder and asks ‘What are you looking at?’
    Um, duh… clearly a pair of natural 32Js…

    • WendyB says

      October 17, 2010 at 7:55 pm

      You and a whole lot of other people!

  34. maya griggs says

    October 18, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    wow, mac’s goes and goes lipstick looks pretty. i have two purple lipsticks: Maybelline’s Madison Mauve (i would call it purple) and Revlon’s Wild Orchid. The second one is VERY VERY bright!

  35. Christina Lindsay says

    October 19, 2010 at 2:18 am

    Dear Wendy, that dress is fabulous on you! Thank God you don’t have “natural” 32J’s! xx

  36. Sunny says

    October 19, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    That’s hilarious! Loved this post. People searching on some really odd has-NOTHING-to-do-with-my-label key words also unfortuitously land on my blog. Freakiest one had to be “I hate people with the last name Zhang.” Yikes! Then why click into a website called Taryn Zhang!? People!

  37. Prêt à Porter P says

    October 20, 2010 at 2:12 am

    lol! You crack me up. She is like a reverse Coco. For the record I prefer your purple dress.

  38. tiffany says

    October 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    OMG! Hilarious! I like your purple dress MUCH better.

  39. miss j says

    October 23, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    LOlZ. I can\’t believe you just wrote the \”w\” word! You crack me up Miss W.Oops that\’s another \”W\”!. xxx Besos.

  40. Erin says

    October 30, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    I loooooove your dress! Details on where to buy?

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