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Wendy 4’s Amazing Bosom

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Thanks to Poodle Analytics and Feedjit, I know that I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from people searching for “Wendy 4 purple dress.” I imagined that “Wendy 4 Purple” was the name of an inexpensive, teen-oriented clothing line and, because I’ve seen plenty of that schlock, I didn’t investigate further. A few days ago, it occurred to me that the search request was more like “Wendy 4” and “purple dress.” I doubted that any one purple dress was the subject of so much interest, so I finally did my own search. The top result for “Wendy 4 purple dress” was a post of mine that included this picture:

WendyB's purple dress.

Delete a space and it’s a whole different story.  “Wendy4 purple dress” leads to photos of Wendy Combattente, aka Wendy 4, who describes herself as an all-natural 32J.

Wendy 4's purple dress, courtesy wendy4.com.

Well! That’s quite a difference, isn’t it? I feel sorry for anyone who came here only to be disappointed by my non-Rocky-Mountain-sized bosom. Even my more bosom-y purple dress would be poor consolation. I love to help people in need, so here goes: if you’re looking to have a wank over Wendy 4’s all-natural 32Js ….

CLICK HERE!

Monthly membership is $24.95, and the site is updated three times a week. You’re welcome!

UPDATED TO ADD: Speaking of purple, I’m still on the hunt for the purple lipstick of my dreams. I ordered MAC’s new Goes and Goes Pro Longwear Lipcreme. It looks pretty promising. After I tried it on, I put on MAC’s Violetta … then Up the Amp on top of both. Now it looks like I ate Barney.

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  2. lol – amazing! I like your dress oh so much better – who knew though that wendy 4 would be able to pull off SO many different hair colors and styles. fabulous.

  3. *sings her anti-spam word* There’s a place in “France” where the fembots wear no bras/there’s a hole in the wall where you can gasp in awe lol!

    I’d rather admire your amazing bosom than the basketball bosom of the Wendy 4 fembot, as yours would knock me out while hers would knock me into a coma… eek!

  13. I have been staring at this with my mouth open for about five minutes. I have come to the conclusion that while Wendy4 may please boob and butt guys with her bosom, I would be very much pleased with your purple dress.

  15. Women can have too much of a good thing going, I think. That being said, in the words immortalized by Goldilocks, ‘your more bosom-y is jusssst right’.

    ps – must put Derick and Clive on iPod.

  18. My oh my, are those some bazooms! I’ve no words for that.

    As for purple lipstick, if you can find it still, in the Venomous Villains Maleficent collection, there is a purple color… Dark Deed. As the name says, it is dark, but it’s a very nice color and it might suit you well! I totally wanted to try on Violetta, but it was sold out when I went to my local MAC counter 🙁 I’m on a purple/fuchsia lipstick kick these days.

  19. I once read about a man who stopped believing in God when he learned about the Elephant Man.

    That’s how I’d feel if I believed in these “natural” 32J breasts.

    Also, I just sang the alphabet to see how many letters come between “D” and “J.” Yikes.

  24. The logistics of Wendy 4’s bosom confuse me. Like, does she have to wear a custom-made back brace under her purple dress? Does she have to take care to keep her chin up so she doesn’t accidentally smother herself in her own cleavage? Yikes. Anyhoo, nobody can wear leopard print like you can, WendyB, and purple leopard print no less! Nicely done.

  26. well thank you for making me laugh!

    i think you look FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC in this gorgeous dress! and your hair and makeup look divine, too!

    wendy with the 32J (!?!?!??!?!?) is scaring the hell out of me!

    have a fab weekend!

  33. So… I’m scrolling through your blog and my husband looks over my shoulder and asks ‘What are you looking at?’
    Um, duh… clearly a pair of natural 32Js…

  34. wow, mac’s goes and goes lipstick looks pretty. i have two purple lipsticks: Maybelline’s Madison Mauve (i would call it purple) and Revlon’s Wild Orchid. The second one is VERY VERY bright!

  36. That’s hilarious! Loved this post. People searching on some really odd has-NOTHING-to-do-with-my-label key words also unfortuitously land on my blog. Freakiest one had to be “I hate people with the last name Zhang.” Yikes! Then why click into a website called Taryn Zhang!? People!

  39. LOlZ. I can\’t believe you just wrote the \”w\” word! You crack me up Miss W.Oops that\’s another \”W\”!. xxx Besos.