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Just Dicking Around

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Comedian Roseanne Barr (as she formerly was known; now she is just “Roseanne“) had a great line: “People say I should be more feminine – well, they can suck my dick.”

Here’s some more dick for you.


Dick in a box


Dick Cheney on Family Guy


Kathy “Knock the Dicks Out of Your Mouth” Griffin

Kathy Griffin’s famous “Suck it, Jesus” Emmy acceptance speech fits my theme too:

Dang! That’s what I wanted to say if I ever won an award. Now I’m going to have to come up with something fresh.

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  4. Heh! I can never see a picture of Justin Timberlake without the whole “Dick in a Box” skit running through my head. A classic!

  5. I could watch that Kathy Griffin clip 100 times. She kills me. She did a bit about her foul-mouthed Irish Catholic mother, and it was like listening to my grandmother…I missed half of it for laughing so hard.

  6. I LOVE D in a box!!! Someone i work with put up a picture of them in my locker at work. And I LOVED kathy/anderson.

  12. in the spirit of this post, i will share my new favor swear word: “dickface.” try it! has a much better ring to it than “dickhead.” (and it’s just more funny.) i think you’ll like it.

  13. love dick cheney family guy clip, and how you can hear birds singing while he’s shooting him. that’s some great dick.

  18. Too many people pick on Jesus. You could always say, “Eat my balls, Zeus” the next time you win an award. It has a ring to it.

  20. Dick – the cause of and solution to most of my problems. sigh.

    I heartily approve of this post!

  22. WB, this post is genius. I do not say this lightly: LOL!

    So many Dicks, so little time!

    That SNL skit is my fave of all time, btw!

    xoxox,
    CC

  23. My favourite dick of all time has to be John Lithgow from Third Rock From The Sun. Remember that show?

  24. Too funny. “Dick in a Box” is an instant classic and Kathy well how can you not love a woman that after near death plastic surgery still decided to get a tummy tuck. That takes balls, which go perfectly with dicks.

  25. At a camp I went to over the summer, there were two girls (my age) who were constantly singing the chorus of “Dick in a Box”. *shudder*

  28. Kathy Griffin – My new hero!

    Oh and for a giggle my catcpha thing is “nosepici”! Seriously WTF.

  33. Hey, what about Dick Army? That name always cracks me up and creates an image of a certain organ wearing a Army helmet.