Comedian Roseanne Barr (as she formerly was known; now she is just “Roseanne“) had a great line: “People say I should be more feminine – well, they can suck my dick.”
Here’s some more dick for you.
Dick in a box
Dick Cheney on Family Guy
Kathy “Knock the Dicks Out of Your Mouth” Griffin
Kathy Griffin’s famous “Suck it, Jesus” Emmy acceptance speech fits my theme too:
Dang! That’s what I wanted to say if I ever won an award. Now I’m going to have to come up with something fresh.
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Sharon Rose says
Hi there-well thats a lot of dick for first thing in the morning, LOL!!
Wendy, what a hilarious post! 😀
Ashe Mischief says
I needed a good dose of dick to get me through this dreary Friday!
Deja Pseu says
Heh! I can never see a picture of Justin Timberlake without the whole “Dick in a Box” skit running through my head. A classic!
I could watch that Kathy Griffin clip 100 times. She kills me. She did a bit about her foul-mouthed Irish Catholic mother, and it was like listening to my grandmother…I missed half of it for laughing so hard.
-h of candid cool says
I LOVE D in a box!!! Someone i work with put up a picture of them in my locker at work. And I LOVED kathy/anderson.
Just shove your swear-ring-clad hand at the camera! That’ll speak volumes!
I love the Roseanne line so much and use it every opportunity I have.
Oh thank you, Wendy. I seriously, SERIOUSLY needed a dose of JT singing “Dick in a Box” today.
Princess Poochie says
This is my favorite dick lately – from Flight of the Conchords
Second only to Business Time!
Now THAT is balls-out funny!
stef m says
in the spirit of this post, i will share my new favor swear word: “dickface.” try it! has a much better ring to it than “dickhead.” (and it’s just more funny.) i think you’ll like it.
fashion herald says
love dick cheney family guy clip, and how you can hear birds singing while he’s shooting him. that’s some great dick.
Jill @ Trend de la Creme says
ooooh, dick. my favorite thing 😉
♥ fashion chalet says
That is a pretty ring, thanks for the link.:)
Paul Pincus says
lol! love dick!
Who doesn’t, PaulP? Well, lesbians, I guess. That was a stupid question!
Too many people pick on Jesus. You could always say, “Eat my balls, Zeus” the next time you win an award. It has a ring to it.
Thanks for all the dick this morning, WendyB! Rock out with your cock out!
Prunella Jones says
Dick – the cause of and solution to most of my problems. sigh.
I heartily approve of this post!
<3 you for this post. LOL.
Couture Carrie says
WB, this post is genius. I do not say this lightly: LOL!
So many Dicks, so little time!
That SNL skit is my fave of all time, btw!
My favourite dick of all time has to be John Lithgow from Third Rock From The Sun. Remember that show?
Stylish Thought says
Too funny. “Dick in a Box” is an instant classic and Kathy well how can you not love a woman that after near death plastic surgery still decided to get a tummy tuck. That takes balls, which go perfectly with dicks.
At a camp I went to over the summer, there were two girls (my age) who were constantly singing the chorus of “Dick in a Box”. *shudder*
that’s a lot of dick for a friday!
Dick in a box, hahahhha! It was so funny
Super Kawaii Mama says
Kathy Griffin – My new hero!
Oh and for a giggle my catcpha thing is “nosepici”! Seriously WTF.
The Stiletto Effect says
I don’t like Roseanne but that line rules! LOL
Dick in a box is hilarious… love it!
Practically Perfect In Every Way says
if I’m pregnant now, your paying child support!
OMG what the hell is a spotted dick sponge pudding???
La Belette Rouge says
Hey, what about Dick Army? That name always cracks me up and creates an image of a certain organ wearing a Army helmet.
Swell Vintage - Frankie says
You can’t beat a good bit of dick x