Thank you to the person who came to my blog by searching for “amazing bosom.” Finally! Someone has noticed. I’m so sick of being admired for my keen mind and dazzling personality. It’s about time people started loving me for my body. Even Gigi wants to get a closer look! UPDATED TO ADD: Woot! I…
About Wendy
Four Years Ago This Month, and Last Night
The late Mr. Chubbs (a CHINESE DOG) certainly enjoyed the taste of his own nose! He looks so happy in this December 2003 photo. If you would like to make a stamp out of this picture for your holiday cards, that would be very peculiar. But don’t let the fact that I think you’re a…
Boob Bowz? LOLZ!
My friend Jane suggested that since I successfully brought butt bows back, I should now tackle boob bows. Apparently, Anne Hathaway had a tough time with the boob bow sitch earlier this year. Jane has a now-dormant blog called Boycott the Bag. It had many smart and funny ideas in it, but let’s face it….
No, Really, This Is the Last Time
I declared I was out of the tag business, but since I am not inspired to write anything else right now, I will answer the tags of Diva in a Carry On and, belatedly, SkyBluePink. I know! I’m such a user. Seven more facts about me: I have four stepchildren. The oldest is six months…
WendyB Called; She Wants Her Look Back
Penelope Cruz! The style phone is ringing for you! How dare you attempt a lolWendy bow on your gown? CLICK HERE TO SEE PENELOPE’S BUTT BOW. lolWendy kthxbai!
Oh Noes!
My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue…
Did You Miss Me?
I have a confession to make. I sneaked away to L.A. for a few days and never told y’all! I didn’t want you peeps to make a scene … all that weeping, wailing and begging me to stay is just not dignified! Snap out of it! While in L.A. , I wore some crazy Alaia…
Air Berry
Terri Berry takes flight in Montauk, N.Y., in this undated photo, while I stand back and look pale. I found this at my parents’ house on Thanksgiving and thought I’d share
Time to Start Thinking of New Year’s
Wouldn’t it be fabulous to wear one of these on New Year’s Eve? These are clearly not for the H&M crowd, but feel free to lick the screen, then shop for budget lookalikes. Yellow for your black tie eventDolce & Gabbana, $5995, at Bergdorf Goodman(It doesn’t ship till Dec. 27! That’s cutting it close.) Classic…
Home for the Holidays
Rejoice! My parents had all the old photo albums out. A random sample: WendyB, visiting California in 1984/85 BarbaraB with her mother (RuthK), father (SamK) and sister (SusanK) in 1967