Pumpkins are taken in back of the barn and shot. Great. Now PETA (Pumpkin Euthanasia is Tragic Always!) is going to be all over my ass. In other news — and I know this is going to hurt you much more than it hurts me, as my high school English teacher used to say —…
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Niceness Alert!
Once in a while, something great happens that I didn’t expect or even know I wanted, and I am so happy that, upon reflection, I realize it was secretly my one and only desire all along and that I will never want anything again. Unfortunately, the “never want anything again” part only lasts a minute…
I Love the Shiny
Some of you don’t feel the latex love. You crazy kids! Luckily, Jake has some glossy Superfine jeans so you can have shine without the cling … if you’re willing to pay the price. Liberty Jean by Superfine in Black Gloss for $320 Liberty Jean in Silver by Superfine for $370 Expensive jeans, eh? Here’s…
Have a Kawaii Monday
I must confess: I love the cute! Hamster gets a hamster-sized pizzaPhoto from HamsterTracker via CuteOverload Fuzzy, horned monster thingyPhoto from ToysREvil via NotCot Farm cookies with cute piggies.Order them at Eleni’s. If you’re ever in Sausalito, Calif., you must go here. This store is packed with huge selection of cute novelty gifts. I got…
Technorati Is Sorry. So Very, Very Sorry.
Sorry :~( This is the third time since I started blogging in July that I’ve gotten that irritating “sorry” message with sad face from Technorati. Is my blog really “under review”? Are latex leggings and Anne Boleyn controversial? Perhaps my desire for fish feet is in such bad taste that I’ve been singled out for…
The Ones That Got Away
It seems fish feet are everywhere, yet I cannot procure the fish feet of my dreams. The Manolo discovered these fish flip-flops (fish-flops?) via Unknown Highway. Maybe they’d be better as high-heel fish-flops My search for the Christian Louboutin fish shoes continues. Behind Big Glasses is trying to divert me with elephant feet. Nice try,…
Consolation Prize
My obsession: the beauteous Christian Louboutin Pesce shoes. During my never-ending quest for fish feet, I found a young-adult book about a boy who wants to be a ballet dancer. I also found a female science blogger (you go, girl!). But alas, no fish shoes in my size. My gorgeous sister, Terri Berry, came up…
What You Need to Read
My gorgeous friend Cheryl Tan is a real journalist, and she’s in Milan, blogging her little fingers off. Go read her shizz or I’ll open a can of J. Lo on your ass! That’s Cheryl on the right, giving me ‘tude. Earlier this month, Bryanboy (motto: “I’m so gay I sweat glitter”) did an interesting…
Butt Bows Iz Back in Fashun
I like lolcats. I like PostSecret. Therefore, I like lolsecretz. Here’s a lolWendy for you. That’s a vintage Guy Laroche gown. I would guess ’80s, wouldn’t you?
Blogs Are Getting So Much Respect…
… that soon they will be considered Old Media and the bloggers will be complaining about a passel of New New Media whippersnappers eating their lunch! Speaking of meals, ParisBreakfasts pointed out a gushy Herald Trib story on fashion bloggers. Congrats to everyone mentioned in it, but I hope this Chris Cholette fella didn’t have…