A disturbing Hieronymus Bosch figurine is the gift that says, “See you in Hell!” And don’t we all know someone who deserves that? Egg Monster figurine is 20 pounds at the National Gallery shop. More nightmarish figurines here.
Ooh! Shiny! Latex Love Continues.
Check out gorgeous blogger Miss Woo of Cheapskate Chic in her latex-look American Apparel leggings! For all my latex posts click here. Separately, if you are a New York bitch and you did NOT get last night’s email holla about December 20, let me know at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. I wasn’t sure of…
Twinset
I finally wore my J. Crew argyle sweater out to dinner last night. Hopefully this sweater won’t disintegrate like the other J. Crew sweater did. But even if it does, I will always treasure a photo that gives new meaning to the word “twinset.” Bonding with a charming employee of Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar &…
With This Ring, I Give Thee a Beatdown
This ring is HEAVY. Do not operate heavy jewelry when under the influence. Ring © Wendy Brandes 2007-2008 Photography by SquareMoose
Hello, Dolly!
Greetings to all you people visiting from Doll’s Realm! You are a quiet, non-commenting group. Don’t be so shy. You know, before I posted that photo of me in the (pseudo) latex leggings, I wondered whether or not I’d really want to see that picture all over teh Interweb. What if I did something stupid…
It’s Cold Out Today
Brrr. Winter is here. You better wear a hat. I recommend this one. Bearded hat via Kitsune Noir More hats here (thanks to Carol at Paris Breakfasts). UPDATED TO ADD: I don’t know how I could do this post and not mention HATtastic!
Thursday Book Club: I’m Faking It!
Yes, I’m faking a Book Club post, but I’ve never faked it before. Really! I swear, it’s not you, it’s me. Don’t take it personally. Anyway, I finally did a post on Christopher Walken, but I feel he deserves one more since I think of him so often. I have complained before of the gimmicky…
"It’s Going to Taste Very Bad!"
Back in the day, Terri Berry and I loved a skit Christopher Walken did on SNL called “The Trivial Psychic.” Trivial Psychic Add to My Profile | More Videos Here we are in 1993 having a “trivial psychic” moment. UPDATED TO ADD: I may hold off on Part II of my Empress Wu Book Club…
This Is Tragic
More flower molestation! Hey, that outfit was the shizz in 1992! Don’t judge! UPDATED TO ADD: Check it out! Special spam haiku in my honor! Nadine T. Bartley is going to love this! UPDATED AGAIN: Damn! Who is the bitch who failed to invite me to the I Am Legend premiere last night? Identify yourself!…
A Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose
Photo source: Uber Desi I enjoyed this story about Rose, India’s first transgendered late-night TV talk show host. Go on with your bad self, Rose! As I recently mentioned, one of my 15 personalities is three-year-old boy who is really a girl trapped in a boy’s body. Sweet’ums, as he likes to be called, was…