I’m in heaven! My idol, Coco, is topless in public. Her normally adoring pimp, Ice-T, doesn’t look that happy even though Coco appears to be reaching for his unit. What could be going on here? Inquiring minds want to know! Previous Coco posts: Hello, Dolly! The Fame Clock Is Ticking Obsessions: Some Old, Some New…
Bow Knows
Many thanks to these bloggers who are taking up the cause of large bows on various body parts: Style Alchemy Cheapskate Chic The Glam Guide Most impressive was Practically Perfect in Every Way, who cleverly photoshopped me into this picture. This is the original picture, mind you, not me! Not me! I did want to…
I’m Riding High Upon a Deep Depression
Related shopping suggestions: Blue mini dress by Jovovich-Hawk, $595, at Saks Pink mini bubble dress by Alice + Olivia, $242, at Shopbop Opaque black pantyhose, $14, at American Apparel Lumiani Reva boots, $259.95, at Zappos.com Garbage CD, $14.99, on Amazon.com Viva Glam IV lipstick, $14, from MAC Wellbutrin XL. Ask your doctor.
Shop the Sales
If you’re still looking for a New Year’s dress, this red one by Kate Moss for Topshop is $169, down from $335, at Barneys. Other Moss items on sale include the cropped leather jacket, now $189, down from $375. PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR: ShopCaravan.com says they will mark everything down to wholesale price for…
I Am Easily Amused
I think this dinosaur is highlarious. You can create your own big head/little arms moment with this T. Rex shadow puppet.
For the Person Who Has Everything
A disturbing Hieronymus Bosch figurine is the gift that says, “See you in Hell!” And don’t we all know someone who deserves that? Egg Monster figurine is 20 pounds at the National Gallery shop. More nightmarish figurines here.
Ooh! Shiny! Latex Love Continues.
Check out gorgeous blogger Miss Woo of Cheapskate Chic in her latex-look American Apparel leggings! For all my latex posts click here. Separately, if you are a New York bitch and you did NOT get last night’s email holla about December 20, let me know at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. I wasn’t sure of…
Twinset
I finally wore my J. Crew argyle sweater out to dinner last night. Hopefully this sweater won’t disintegrate like the other J. Crew sweater did. But even if it does, I will always treasure a photo that gives new meaning to the word “twinset.” Bonding with a charming employee of Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar &…
With This Ring, I Give Thee a Beatdown
This ring is HEAVY. Do not operate heavy jewelry when under the influence. Ring © Wendy Brandes 2007-2008 Photography by SquareMoose
Hello, Dolly!
Greetings to all you people visiting from Doll’s Realm! You are a quiet, non-commenting group. Don’t be so shy. You know, before I posted that photo of me in the (pseudo) latex leggings, I wondered whether or not I’d really want to see that picture all over teh Interweb. What if I did something stupid…