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Bow Knows

December 18, 2007 by WendyB

Many thanks to these bloggers who are taking up the cause of large bows on various body parts:

  • Style Alchemy
  • Cheapskate Chic
  • The Glam Guide

Most impressive was Practically Perfect in Every Way, who cleverly photoshopped me into this picture. This is the original picture, mind you, not me!

Not me!

I did want to share PPIEW’s fine photoshopping work with you peeps, but then I thought, “What if I am hit by a bus and the only photo the world can find to illustrate my obituary is a fake one of me topless except for a bow on my amazing bosom?” I realize this might seem a little morbid, but when you’ve seen as many people hit by buses as I have, you prepare for the worst.

Have you done a post on boob/butt/back/bag bows that has escaped my attention? Leave it in the comments so I can write about it.

In the meantime, enjoy my old Bow Wow Wow post.

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Filed Under: boob and butt bows, obsessions

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Comments

  1. Practically Perfect In Every Way says

    December 18, 2007 at 11:05 pm

    wuss.

    i’m sure they would use your latex leggings for the 10:00 news. sexy sells!

    thanks for the holla!

  2. alexgirl says

    December 19, 2007 at 7:48 am

    Not morbit, HILARIOUS! Well, maybe a little morbid, but I think a pic in the obits of a naked woman with bows covering her boobs would really popularize/update the obits section!
    I do love that picture though.
    Happy Holidays, Wendy B!

  3. La Belette Rouge says

    December 19, 2007 at 8:23 am

    Little boxes are supposed to have the best gifts inside, i.e. Wendy jewelry. So big bows mean what?

  4. Miss Woo says

    December 19, 2007 at 11:11 am

    Darn, I wanna see a picture of Boob Bow Wendy! More posts on bows (for there can never be too many) on butts, boobs and other rude places please. And thanks for the mention again!

  5. The Clothes Horse says

    December 19, 2007 at 11:15 am

    Did you see the early Dita Von Teese shoot where she cleverly (or not so cleverly) covered her bits with a bow?

  6. Candid Cool says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    not related to the post, but I saw these and immediately thought of you!!!!!!

  7. WendyB says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    LOL @ CC. Those are some serious fish feet!

  8. pistols at dawn says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    Thank you for the Bow Wow Wow reference. I still want candy as a result of that song.

  9. ParisBreakfasts says

    December 20, 2007 at 6:37 am

    Please show us the photo-shopped version!
    Can’t find it 🙁

  10. Nicole Then says

    December 20, 2007 at 9:00 am

    I saw a similar shot on another magazine or an advert of some sort…why do they do that?? HAHA

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