Related shopping suggestions:
- Blue mini dress by Jovovich-Hawk, $595, at Saks
- Pink mini bubble dress by Alice + Olivia, $242, at Shopbop
- Opaque black pantyhose, $14, at American Apparel
- Lumiani Reva boots, $259.95, at Zappos.com
- Garbage CD, $14.99, on Amazon.com
- Viva Glam IV lipstick, $14, from MAC
- Wellbutrin XL. Ask your doctor.
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As an aside, I heard Mila Jovovich named her daughter Ever. I just really, really like that name, and I hope you’re not really riding high upon a deep depression!
Suzanna Mars says
WB, that pink bubble dress is YOU. I think you should have that. In fact, you should have been the model. And you could wear it with the latex leggings that didn’t work in the waist.
I think that dress would indeed look lovely when combined with some tights that sag around my knees. Heck, at least you wouldn’t notice that my knees themselves are sagging!
Practically Perfect In Every Way says
oh my this is serious.
ok you have your Wel XL (and i’m not talking about your megaDik or pants monster). I think you should go out (not in the streets in front of busses) and search out all the lovely christmas bows and see if p@d is passed out in front of your building. then you could draw a mustache on him with your new lipstick. then all will be right with the world.
Paul Pincus says
Shirley Manson…the sexiest girl in the world!
Right now I can afford one leg of the pantyhose.
Man, whatever happened to Garbage?? Shirley Mandon was awesome. I think Gwen Stef. is a derivative of her.