Last night, my husband told a cab driver to stop “in the middle of the next blog, um, block!” We’ve got blogs on the brain, especially me, because I’m knee-deep in unanswered memes. I better get moving. Wardrobe Oxygen tagged me with this one, as did Diana of So Fash’On a while ago. 1. What…
Google Loves Wendy Brandes
I think Google likes me better since I shared the 2001 riding crop photo. Maybe Google wants me to make this my profile picture. Wendy Brandes will dazzle you with her shiny teefs and then beat you with her crop. Seriously, Google, why do we have such a difficult relationship? Right now, if you Google…
Dirt-Cheap Prada
This stunning pink crocodile Prada bag is on sale for $6,742, down from $8,990. Maybe some of you want to chip in and get it for me for Valentine’s! Anyone? Anyone? Fine! Be that way. Speaking of sales, do you want to show-cha your chocha just like WendyB in her sequined gold Antik Batik dress?…
Laugh Your Ass Off
Mel Brooks said, “I cut my finger. That’s tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That’s comedy.” He was wrong. A man has terribly painful ass surgery. That’s comedy! I belatedly came across this November post by Bad Bob. I’m glad you’re feeling better, Bad Bob! I hope it helps to know…
Got Milk?
Check out Boobie Wars!* I don’t think I should enter. No one can compete with my amazing bosom. It wouldn’t be fair. Wanna participate? Here are the rules. They don’t seem to be gender-specific, so let’s see if any of you boys out there have man-boobs to rival General Zod‘s. Kneel before Zod‘s cleavage! *This…
Sheer Madness
The last Marc Jacobs show I attended raised a lot of questions in my mind. First, I thought, “Why is this guy so late?” Then I thought, “Where does he get off acting this way?” Then I wondered, “Why didn’t I stay at that nice restaurant and have another drink?” Finally, I asked myself, “Who…
Boob Belt!
Dress by Roberto Cavalli Not for me. I’m going to stick to bows.
"I Gave It All to Your Cousin Josephine!"
I love this scene from The Sopranos. Tony and his murderous mother Livia are fighting about her future, including the dispensation of her good jewelry. My Livia Poison Ring wasn’t inspired by Livia Soprano, though I’m sure she would have found it useful. Livia Poison Ring in 18K yellow gold and diamonds© Wendy Brandes 2007-2008Photo…
Life Is Full of Disappointments
I thought I had found the perfect replacement for fish feet: bat shoes! Bat shoes by Miss Bunny on Etsy Sadly, they’re not available in my size. Thanks to Ooh! Shiny! for bringing this to my attention.
Peek Into My Prada
Big Glasses Girl and Gnarlitude Jen tagged me to name six things in my handbag. My favorite Prada bag has made an appearance on this blog before. Here it is, enjoying lunch with its identical twin. This bag is roomier than it looks. I’m carrying: 1.The basket of bread from the lunch photo. Why let…