I’m pleased to announce the holiday sale at Wendy Brandes Jewelry. Check it out. Now! I command you. The discount codes are on the product pages, so click on the item you want to see which promo code is on its page. This bat wants to go to a loving home.He’s 10% off; how can…
Turn Over a New Leaf
Are you the type of person who resolves to turn over a new leaf every New Year’s Eve, only to break your resolution by January 2? WendyB is here to help. My new Oak Leaf Necklace will remind you to stick with your resolution. Much more glamorous than a string tied around your finger, no?…
Watching the Sales
The Margiela wolf bag I’ve had my eye on is marked down to $719 from $1,195 on eLuxury. But that’s not quite far enough to make me buy it.
Hey, L.A. Bitches…
…holla at me at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com if you want me to stalk you. I’m heading west.
Eyes on the Prizes, Part II
If this doesn’t prove to you beyond a reasonable doubt that I am the only person deserving of the Drysdale Award for Blog With the Most Swears, you are fucked up. Behold! My masterpiece: Swear rings by Wendy Brandes That’s right, bitches! I swear in metal. Vote here. UPDATED TO ADD: I didn’t mean to…
Eyes on the Prizes
My peeps, take a moment to visit Grant Miller Media and vote for me in the Drysdale Awards. What are the Drysdale Awards, you ask? Well, they’re like the Oscars for bloggers, meaning that the winners will accept their awards while wearing sweatpants and t-shirts with week-old tomato-sauce stains on them rather than gowns and…
Random Clip: Original Sex-Ay Car Wash
Joy Harmon in Cool Hand Luke… “Oh boy, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.”
Something I Don’t Want Is…
…a giant gummy bear on a stick. I don’t care if it is nearly 90 times larger than the average gummy bear. Do not want.
Just Call It Beige
Couture Carrie’s post here reminded me of an issue that has amused me for a while. How did we — at this time when so much we say better be politically correct or else — start calling beige clothes or shoes “nude”? Obviously, “nude” sounds sexier than “beige,” but since not all people are beige…
All I Want for Christmas Is Hot Coco
I don’t know how anyone picked out just 101 sexiest Coco looks for this magazine, when every second of Coco’s life is sexier than the last. There would be so much to choose from! It should be “10 million sexiest looks.”