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Something I Don’t Want Is…

December 6, 2008 by WendyB

…a giant gummy bear on a stick.


I don’t care if it is nearly 90 times larger than the average gummy bear. Do not want.

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  1. electric feel says

    December 7, 2008 at 2:51 am

    ohhh delicous

  2. Demi says

    December 7, 2008 at 3:42 am

    thank you 🙂
    and wow, that giant gummy bear is so cool!
    xx

  3. Couture Allure Vintage Fashion says

    December 7, 2008 at 4:39 am

    Ewwww. Why would anyone?

  4. Sharon Rose says

    December 7, 2008 at 5:10 am

    Hi there-LOL, he’s too big for my mouth!

  5. deep_in_vogue says

    December 7, 2008 at 5:33 am

    hahah, yes it’s.. gross

  6. Carla says

    December 7, 2008 at 7:03 am

    HI Wendy,

    I am with you on the gummy bear! I just bought a pair of shoes similar to the beige ones in black. Love them, hurt a little but I will get use to it. Carla

  7. KD says

    December 7, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Who would want that? Although, I have to say that I do find gummy bear lamps pretty cool.

  8. Cindiddy says

    December 7, 2008 at 7:44 am

    that looks scary. haha

  9. Deja Pseu says

    December 7, 2008 at 7:49 am

    I can hear my dentist screaming from here.

  10. KiKi says

    December 7, 2008 at 8:08 am

    thats kind of wrong

  11. Couture Carrie says

    December 7, 2008 at 9:32 am

    That is terrifying….

    xoxox,
    CC

  12. lacouturiernyc says

    December 7, 2008 at 9:37 am

    hahhaha…wow

    xoxo,
    La C.

  13. HorribleLicensePlates says

    December 7, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Does it come in red. I might be able to stomach a giant red gummy bear. I would feel bad eating those cute little ears though.

  14. Eli says

    December 7, 2008 at 10:14 am

    so much gummy!! I could eat it in one week

  15. enc says

    December 7, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Especially not blue. Red is the only good color of gummy.

    And anyway, he’s got that stick in a very uncomfortable place. He looks perturbed.

  16. jennine says

    December 7, 2008 at 11:30 am

    well, if you don’t want him i’ll take him.

    mmmmmmmh gummie

  17. Prunella Jones says

    December 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    There once was a young lass named Pru
    who agreed with Wendy B’s review
    but thinks the bear might be great
    if it could only vibrate.
    I’d be tempted to buy one, wouldn’t you?

  18. lisa says

    December 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    LOL at ENC’s comment!

    I prefer my gummy bears bite-sized. The problem with this one is it’s too big to finish in one sitting! You’ll eat the head and maybe the arms before you feel sick from sugar, and be left with a not-so-cute headless bear torso to finish off.

  19. nikkimoose. says

    December 7, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    couldnt agree more.

  20. copperoranges says

    December 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    grosssssss!

  21. petite and dynamite says

    December 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    deja – -my sentiments exactly – cavity alert – I hate sticky gummy candy.. and I’m so thankful for any foods that I hate.. —

    Have a wonderful holiday season..

  22. Iheartfashion says

    December 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Rats!
    I hope I can return it…

  23. SnapandPrint says

    December 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    A huge gummy bear with a stick up it’s ass?

    Do. Not. Want.

  24. The Paper Doll says

    December 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Oh my goodness!! Yum 🙂

  25. jayne says

    December 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    oo cute

  26. Belle de Ville says

    December 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Trust me….there is a man out there that thinks you want that.

  27. Fashion_Girl22 says

    December 7, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Haha I love this post, it made me lauh!

  28. THE HOUSE OF STYLE says

    December 7, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    oh yummy!!Wendy i need this,im such a gummy bear addict.
    muah!
    marian

  29. Melanie says

    December 7, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    very cute, Pru!
    I have to agree with you Wendy, I’m not a fan of the original size, so a super size doesn’t appeal to me! Batteries or no batteries!

    – mel

  30. pistols at dawn says

    December 7, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Great, now Gummi Bears are making me feel inadequate.

  31. TheSundayBest says

    December 8, 2008 at 12:47 am

    Congratulations – you win!

  32. PAM says

    December 8, 2008 at 12:47 am

    this is sssoooo fuunnnnyyy!!

  33. Maya says

    December 8, 2008 at 1:49 am

    haha…thats funny.

  34. daddylikeyblog says

    December 8, 2008 at 3:33 am

    Definitely want.

  35. Karen says

    December 8, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    But Wendy, this is what I was going to get you instead of buying a Worldvision pig for a village IN YOUR NAME!!! You said you wanted a ten dollar gift instead!

    You’re just too damn hard to shop for, baby!Next year, register yourself at Yankee Candle Co. so I know what to get you!

  36. Karl-Edwin Guerre says

    December 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    What will they think of next? maybe a giant m&m

  37. Susie Bubble says

    December 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    I kinda want one but definitely not in blue…it’s the colour that is freaking me out…

  38. June Shin says

    December 8, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    OMG, this just made me laugh! I don’t want one either.

  39. fashion herald says

    December 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    wow, supersized gummis, so unappetizing!

  40. SOS! says

    December 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    that’s quite scary actually..

    xx- LJ from SOS!

  41. Songy says

    December 9, 2008 at 5:41 am

    This made me spill all my tea over the keyboard. What the.. aghast.

  42. issa says

    December 9, 2008 at 9:42 am

    that’s pretty scary.

  43. Danielle says

    December 9, 2008 at 10:53 am

    ugh – and especially a blue one! i will never agree with any food being colored blue – automatic creep-out.

  44. market publique says

    December 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Have you seen the new “shouldn’t exist” badge on the NY Magazine Approval Matrix? That gummy bear deserves to be slapped with it.

  45. -h of candid cool says

    December 10, 2008 at 11:02 am

    that would be awkward to eat…

  46. Dana says

    December 10, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I know, I hate those corny boyfriends who think that giving you a huge teddy bear is good…

  47. parisbreakfast says

    December 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Understandable and forgivable (if that is a word..)

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