Last night, my husband told a cab driver to stop “in the middle of the next blog, um, block!” We’ve got blogs on the brain, especially me, because I’m knee-deep in unanswered memes. I better get moving. Wardrobe Oxygen tagged me with this one, as did Diana of So Fash’On a while ago. 1. What…
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Damn! Coco Has a Pair of Big Ones!
Meet Coco the cat and her giant ears. What? Were you expecting someone else? Speaking of the other Coco, I think I have found my soulmate: someone who admires her just as much as I do.
I Will Have Crazy Traffic After This Post*
Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. *Dedicated to my most popular search…
Whoa! Back It Up!
Believe it or not, this fall I missed some important moments in the life of my idol, Coco, and her ass. 10 things you can do with Coco’s ass Ass video Halloween ass I resolve to be a more diligent Coco fan in the year 2008. UPDATE TO ADD: Late-breaking Coco.
Kova & T, Now With More Latex!
I finally checked out the website for Kova & T (of latex leggings fame) and discovered that the Spring 08 collection is full of latex! Someone simply MUST try on that unitard and send me a photo! The latex unitard from the Kova & T website. Who is going to be my real-life model? In…
The Week in Review
Special correspondent PPIEW has taken it upon herself to sum up this week’s posts in pictures, as a courtesy for those people who are reading-impaired. Big head. Little arms. Boob bow. Coco. Boob bow. Argyle. Rings that are so big you can wear them as necklaces. There. Now you’re all caught up.
Rated M for Mature Audiences
I’m in heaven! My idol, Coco, is topless in public. Her normally adoring pimp, Ice-T, doesn’t look that happy even though Coco appears to be reaching for his unit. What could be going on here? Inquiring minds want to know! Previous Coco posts: Hello, Dolly! The Fame Clock Is Ticking Obsessions: Some Old, Some New…
Sale on 14K Gold! Plus Coco!
I am in the mood to clean house . Rejoice, the cleaning mood comes but rarely. Ask my husband. Anyway, I have a few moderately priced 14K pieces that I did not design but did, of course, pick out personally to tempt my gorgeous clients. I only have one left of all of each of…
Obsessions. Some Old, Some New.
1. Actor Sam Waterston‘s eyebrows. I think the long-time Law & Order cast member deserves three Emmys: one for him and one for each eyebrow. I always feel like the brows are acting out little plots of their own. No other eyebrows are so special. Admittedly, some people would vote for Martin Scorsese‘s. While I’m…