I’m the one in the Deep Purple t-shirt. Thanks (sorta) to my cousin Gary (the kid with bad posture) for digging up this approximately 25-year-old photo. That’s Terri Berry on the left and Gary’s father, David, in the back. Despite my awesome blonde bangs and concert tee (yes, I did go see the band!), I…
Oh. Henry.
I managed to fall asleep “early” tonight (before 1 a.m.). Guess who woke me up at 3 a.m. to ask me for a drink of water and a stroll? Now I can’t fall back to sleep. While I’m awake, I may as well thank gorgeous blogger Skybluepink for giving me this award. I heart you…
New Girl in Town
I went to hairstylist-to-the-stars Keith Carpenter today and told him I wanted to look like “the new girl in town.” What does that mean? We don’t know! Anyway, this is how I look. Not much different, I suppose. It is shorter, though.
Thursday Book Club: Inspired by Poland
Last week, I told you how my recent trip to Poland inspired me to read Sala’s Gift and The Lost, but I never got around to talking about the books themselves. I’ll rectify that now and, to thank you for your patience, I’ll throw in a number of bonus book suggestions as well. Sala Garncarz…
Thank You, Levi Johnston’s Penis!
Yesterday, this blog got its highest traffic ever thanks to people searching for the kid who sperminated Sarah Palin’s daughter. Levi Johnston, baby daddy Maybe I’ll get lucky and he’ll knock up some other chick soon. It bet he will because he has the Kevin Federline vibe. He’s totally got the magic hillbilly sperm. All…
Oh, You Lacy Girl!
After being a hot source of latex-look leggings, Kova & T has moved on to lace. I’ve posted the skirt or the leggings, but my favorite is this sex-ay lace dress. Kova & T Renata lace dress$352 on Shopbop If you prefer just a touch of lace, take a look at this beautiful Viktor &…
Fashion Moments in France
As I mentioned, we took a quick trip (arrived Friday, left Monday) to St. Tropez to celebrate the marriage of our gorgeous friends Scott and Isabelle. Here I am, blowin’ in the wind in my several-years-old Versace dress, at the beautiful chateau where Scott and Isabelle hosted us. Later, that dog woke up and ate…
Levi Johnston’s Johnson
Levi Johnston is the teenager who knocked up Sarah Palin‘s daughter, Bristol. Levi should have kept his Levis on I hope the 60 seconds of bliss was worth all this hassle. UPDATED TO ADD: US Magazine has the obligatory quotes from his MySpace, including, “I don’t want kids” and “I’m a fuckin’ redneck…” I bet…
I’m Uberchic!
The lovely folks at Ask a New Yorker named me September’s “Uberchic.” It’s like being Playmate of the Month, but with more clothes and no invitation to swim with Hef in the Grotto. Ask a New Yorker used AltamiraNYC‘s photo of me — as well as several flower molestation shots. You really can ask a…
Dirty Unsexy Money
I paid for a recent transaction at the post office with a $50 bill. As the cheerful (kidding!) postal worker counted out my change, we both noticed some writing on one of the singles she gave me but neither of us paused to look closely. It was only after I got home that I carefully…