Two wise women have followed my command to kneel before Wendy Brandes and have respectfully offered their written tributes. Gorgeous blogger Sheila of Ephemera has recognized my triumphs in the Drysdale Award categories for big ego and bad language, naming me The Most Foul-Mouthed Self-Promoting Funny Woman Ever. Kathy “Knock the Dicks Out of Your…
New Year’s Outfits
For my traditional New Year’s Eve/birthday combination celebration last night, I wore a Clovis Ruffin dress from Shrimpton Couture, my faux-ny tail and earrings of my own design. Gigi the dog wore her own fur coat, accessorized with a giant tongue and a bitchy attitude. UPDATED TO ADD: I’m wearing also the Lagerfeld shoes I…
I’m Only Anti-Work
Reading gorgeous blogger Miss Karen’s I’m Not Anti-Social, Just Short-Sighted blog has caused the Officer Krupke song from West Side Story to become permanently lodged in my head. I sing it to myself every time I read her blog. A clip from the movie version of West Side StoryMiss Karen’s line comes at 4:35 Damn…
Say My Name, Say My Name
When I was a kid, “personalized” shizz was really popular. Personalized keychains, personalized bookmarks, personalized license plates for your bike, personalized shoelaces for your sneakers. It wasn’t personally personalized just for you, of course. You bought the stuff ready-made in the drugstore or Caldor or another place like that. I was always very hurt when…
Hotness
When I had a fever the other night, I was inspired to search for a video of the late, great Peggy Lee singing Fever. I love her facial expressions and overall ‘tude.
Boob Bow T-Shirts
In technicolor: McQ top$140 at La Garconne In black and white: McQ top$106 at La Garconne Note to Alexander Wang fanatics: La Garconne has some of his pieces on sale.
Holy Chins, Fatman!
My gorgeous nephew Sebastian Berry is apparently eating my sister out of house and home.
Happy Holiday, Jews!
Hanukkah isn’t over yet and I figured since I did a holiday post for the goyim, the Jews should get one too. Thanks to La Belette Rouge for pointing out this parody of Light My Candles from Rent. When I watch one of these things, I’m never sure which makes me laugh harder — the…
It Was an Honor Just to Be Nominated…
… but it’s even better to win both my categories in the “prestigious” Drysdale Awards for blogging! First, I’d like to thank the little people. So, thank you, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman! Danny and Rhea Also, thanks to all the blogging and non-blogging bitches who voted for me, albeit under duress. I will treasure…
Disappointed?
Didn’t get what you wanted for Xmas? Wendy Brandes Jewelry is having a sale till December 31. Treat yourself! Lotus Flower Necklace in sterling silver with sapphireThere’s one left in stock! UPDATED TO ADD: You will also be doing a good deed by keeping me out of future Wall Street Journal stories like this one…