I was at the gym the other day listening to My Sharona. Having graduated from college with a degree in literature, I am obviously qualified to inform you that My Sharona is poetry of the highest caliber. Do you doubt me? Consider these lyrics. “Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.Always get…
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Happy New Year, Bitches!
My husband threw me a big New Year’s Eve/40th birthday party. My friends Phil and Angeline sent me some flowers and balloons to get me in the mood. Lots more pictures to come! UPDATED TO ADD: My dress code for the party was black tie OR mutton dressed as lamb. As you can see from…
New Year’s Eve Dresses
Looking for my post on New Year’s Eve dresses? Here it is. Here’s a dress I would like to have. My gorgeous friend Angela drew a picture of me in a candy evening gown, inspired by a candy bikini she gave me for my birthday. I ate a lot of the bikini before I could…
Twinset
I finally wore my J. Crew argyle sweater out to dinner last night. Hopefully this sweater won’t disintegrate like the other J. Crew sweater did. But even if it does, I will always treasure a photo that gives new meaning to the word “twinset.” Bonding with a charming employee of Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar &…
Oh Noes!
My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue…
Even More Surprise Party Pictures
I apologize to the readers who don’t know any of these people, but I want to share a few more photos with folks who attended the party. My favorite photo of the evening: John is amazed to learn he is Amy’s babydaddy. Also amusing: Harvey catches up on his reading. Other party posts are here…
More Surprise Party Pictures
More photos from my husband’s surprise party have arrived! Click to enlarge. Me with my gorgeous sister, Terri Berry. Seeing us together always overexcites certain men. They say, “Sisters?!” with an ambitious glint in their eyes. Everyone was asking me where I got the Wall Street Journal top I was wearing that night, so here’s…
Sold! Part II
I had a great trunk show last night. Thanks to everyone who came! Here are a few of the things that sold: Diana Ring © Wendy Brandes 2007-2008Photo by John Muggenborg Papessa Prayer Locket in rose goldPapessa Locket © Wendy Brandes 2007-2008Photo by SquareMoose Clemence Ring in rock crystal and black spinelClemence Ring © Wendy…
What You Need to Read
My gorgeous friend Cheryl Tan is a real journalist, and she’s in Milan, blogging her little fingers off. Go read her shizz or I’ll open a can of J. Lo on your ass! That’s Cheryl on the right, giving me ‘tude. Earlier this month, Bryanboy (motto: “I’m so gay I sweat glitter”) did an interesting…