More peacocks! This hairclip is $62 at Shopbop. Shopbop describes it as “So Stevie Nicks circa 1979,” but to me it’s “So Mahwah High School circa 1982.” I guess we were behind the times. The Shopbop version is all snazzy, with a plastic comb-like clip. That’s not how it was originally done! Back in the…
Fashion
Put It in Neutral
I don’t usually go for neutral-colored shoes, but I got two pairs this spring. First, I got inexpensive canvas and pleather sandals from Old Navy. The pleather initially had a strong chemical smell, but it has subsided. At least I didn’t have to hang the shoes out the window like I did with a cheap,…
Cream of the Cropped on eBay
While browsing eBay, this graphic, cropped jacket from Versace’s Versus line caught my eye. Gorgeous jacket, right? However, I don’t like that the seller used “Gianni Versace” in the title of the listing and saved the “Versus” information for the description. The title could have easily said “Versace Versus,” which would have been honest while…
Latex and Lace, Kova & T
A large percentage of the traffic to this blog comes courtesy of pervs — I mean people! — searching for those sex-ay Kova & T latex-look leggings. In case you latex lovahs are ready to move on to lace, here’s the latest Kova & T legging style. Lace leggings available at Ron HermanThanks to Fasshonaburu…
WWWWDD? (What Would WWD Do?)
It would be fun to stroll around town in this strapless body stocking by Maison Martin Margiela. On sale for $499 at eLuxury One of you can tag along behind me with a video camera, recording everyone’s reaction. UPDATED TO ADD: Huge thanks to Jen for pointing out that singing model Agyness Deyn wore this…
Jets and Sharks Will Fear Us
This dress will qualify you for my Golden Girls gang. Click here for eBay auction I ordered these Marc by Marc Jacobs boots thinking I could kick some ass Golden-Girls style, but they didn’t fit, so back they go. You can’t kick ass if your feet aren’t comfortable.
Moschino’s Got Balls
These Moschino shoes are very Pierre Hardy, no? Moschino shoes Pierre Hardy shoes
Haiku Contest of the Day
Check out the contest On the Daddy Likey blog.I’ll tell you the rules. Mock a designerWith Japanese poetry.Win Prada wallet. Stella McCartneyIs an excellent target.Winona bears grudge. Always remember,My birthday’s in December.Give your prize to me. (P.S. to Macca,Don’t be mad, I heart Stella.Still hate PETA though.)
Cupcakes Will Beat a Bitch’s Ass
I’m a big fan of Cakespy and her L’il Cuppie cupcake character. It made my day to find out that Bakerella had baked a L’il Cuppie of her own a while back. As if it that weren’t enough, she made a cute video with it. Where was I the day someone was handing out all…
I’d Like to Thank the Little People
I’d like to thank the little people — the dwarfs AND the midgets — who helped me on my way to the top. Now that I’ve won this prestigious award, I promise I won’t change a bit except for the fact that I won’t return your calls and I’m only going to hang out with…