Check out the contest
On the Daddy Likey blog.
I’ll tell you the rules.
I’ll tell you the rules.
Mock a designer
With Japanese poetry.
Win Prada wallet.
Stella McCartney
Is an excellent target.
Winona bears grudge.
Always remember,
My birthday’s in December.
Give your prize to me.
(P.S. to Macca,
Don’t be mad, I heart Stella.
Still hate PETA though.)
Miss Woo says
I’m no poet, but I’m going to have a crack at this as it looks like fun!
Aretha says
Hahaa, how fun seems this but you are pro fur Wendy or just against PETA???
Sharon Rose says
This 3rd try should win it easily, considering the entries so far-haha!!
WendyB says
^^PETA thinks they are funny but they are not. They haven’t made me laugh once. Putting Pamela Anderson and her silicone bazooms in a lettuce leaf — so funny I forgot to laugh! Oh yeah, I also forgot to go vegetarian because I’m scared of Hep C!
Prunella Jones says
Thanks for the info
this contest looks pretty fun
I just entered it.
Pamcasso says
damn you’re good! I’ve never written a haiku, so I have a lot of work to do!
K.Line says
You have the soul of a poet, Ms. Wendy.
KiKi says
this post is great but of course you know that!! 🙂
retifism says
still hate PETA? that’s one hell of a wicked haiku!
Jules says
Ha! You’re a woman of many talents. Pretty impressive. I agree on your PETA stance and I’m not even into fur.
daddylikeyblog says
Gorgeous Wendy Brandes
If I were Britney Spears, I’d
run away with HER.
WendyB says
^^I would love to move in with Brit-Brit. We could share pink wigs and frapps. But I wouldn’t help her babysit for those children of hers. They annoy me.
stef m says
your fairy bag was ruined?!
WendyB says
Stef, mine wasn’t ruined but it has to be kept away from water, just like a gremlin.
stef m says
what a drag. i had coveted that bag but now i’m over it. i know i live in the land of the sunshine but we all have to face the rain!
Prunella Jones says
Dang you, Wendy B!
You are so smart and pretty
and good at haikus!
GeorgeB says
Daddylikeyblog
Brandes is not pronounced brands
More like Judge Brandeis
WendyB says
Stef, I still love that bag a lot. It’s so beauteous. I wish I could use it more but I think of it like my Ossie Clark snakeskin jacket –just have to wait for the right moment!
Prunella, I like your attitude.
Dad! Don’t pick on Winona. I’ll never win a wallet that way!
annabananna says
i wanted to comment in a haiku, but it’s actually quite difficult 🙂 well done, wendy!
Deirdre says
I’m in hi-haiku mode now. Thanks for the link!
terribb says
Haiku or hiking?
Haiku takes less energy
I’ll stick to haiku
bear says
i just read her strand of haikus….amaaaaaaazing!!!
TheSundayBest says
Well…your efforts clearly shame mine.
BUT I’M NOT GOING OUT THAT EASILY.