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Haiku Contest of the Day

June 16, 2008 by WendyB

Check out the contest
On the Daddy Likey blog.
I’ll tell you the rules.

Mock a designer
With Japanese poetry.
Win Prada wallet.

Stella McCartney
Is an excellent target.
Winona bears grudge.

Always remember,
My birthday’s in December.
Give your prize to me.

(P.S. to Macca,
Don’t be mad, I heart Stella.
Still hate PETA though.)

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  1. Miss Woo says

    June 16, 2008 at 9:01 am

    I’m no poet, but I’m going to have a crack at this as it looks like fun!

  2. Aretha says

    June 16, 2008 at 9:11 am

    Hahaa, how fun seems this but you are pro fur Wendy or just against PETA???

  3. Sharon Rose says

    June 16, 2008 at 9:16 am

    This 3rd try should win it easily, considering the entries so far-haha!!

  4. WendyB says

    June 16, 2008 at 9:18 am

    ^^PETA thinks they are funny but they are not. They haven’t made me laugh once. Putting Pamela Anderson and her silicone bazooms in a lettuce leaf — so funny I forgot to laugh! Oh yeah, I also forgot to go vegetarian because I’m scared of Hep C!

  5. Prunella Jones says

    June 16, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Thanks for the info
    this contest looks pretty fun
    I just entered it.

  6. Pamcasso says

    June 16, 2008 at 9:41 am

    damn you’re good! I’ve never written a haiku, so I have a lot of work to do!

  7. K.Line says

    June 16, 2008 at 10:02 am

    You have the soul of a poet, Ms. Wendy.

  8. KiKi says

    June 16, 2008 at 10:04 am

    this post is great but of course you know that!! 🙂

  9. retifism says

    June 16, 2008 at 10:25 am

    still hate PETA? that’s one hell of a wicked haiku!

  10. Jules says

    June 16, 2008 at 11:58 am

    Ha! You’re a woman of many talents. Pretty impressive. I agree on your PETA stance and I’m not even into fur.

  11. daddylikeyblog says

    June 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Gorgeous Wendy Brandes
    If I were Britney Spears, I’d
    run away with HER.

  12. WendyB says

    June 16, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    ^^I would love to move in with Brit-Brit. We could share pink wigs and frapps. But I wouldn’t help her babysit for those children of hers. They annoy me.

  13. stef m says

    June 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    your fairy bag was ruined?!

  14. WendyB says

    June 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Stef, mine wasn’t ruined but it has to be kept away from water, just like a gremlin.

  15. stef m says

    June 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    what a drag. i had coveted that bag but now i’m over it. i know i live in the land of the sunshine but we all have to face the rain!

  16. Prunella Jones says

    June 16, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Dang you, Wendy B!
    You are so smart and pretty
    and good at haikus!

  17. GeorgeB says

    June 16, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Daddylikeyblog
    Brandes is not pronounced brands
    More like Judge Brandeis

  18. WendyB says

    June 16, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Stef, I still love that bag a lot. It’s so beauteous. I wish I could use it more but I think of it like my Ossie Clark snakeskin jacket –just have to wait for the right moment!

    Prunella, I like your attitude.

    Dad! Don’t pick on Winona. I’ll never win a wallet that way!

  19. annabananna says

    June 16, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    i wanted to comment in a haiku, but it’s actually quite difficult 🙂 well done, wendy!

  20. Deirdre says

    June 17, 2008 at 9:20 am

    I’m in hi-haiku mode now. Thanks for the link!

  21. terribb says

    June 17, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Haiku or hiking?
    Haiku takes less energy
    I’ll stick to haiku

  22. bear says

    June 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    i just read her strand of haikus….amaaaaaaazing!!!

  23. TheSundayBest says

    June 19, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Well…your efforts clearly shame mine.

    BUT I’M NOT GOING OUT THAT EASILY.

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