It would be fun to stroll around town in this strapless body stocking by Maison Martin Margiela.
One of you can tag along behind me with a video camera, recording everyone’s reaction.
UPDATED TO ADD: Huge thanks to Jen for pointing out that singing model Agyness Deyn wore this on stage just last week! How did I miss such a thing? Oh, and I heart Agyness, so go whine about her somewhere that’s out of reach of my beatdown ring.