I wore this vintage Moschino dress to our Valentine’s dinner. It won’t enlarge! Don’t bother clicking. UPDATED TO ADD: During dinner, we were befriended by the people seated next to us and it turned into quite a party. Here we are with the charming Allyson and Jake from Mississippi.
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Bows, and People Who Don’t Love Bows
Designers are finally taking my bow declaration to heart. Bows abound. (Nice work, Gwyneth.) Unfortunately they seem to be in the wrong place. Get those bows away from the neck and back on the butt where they belong! And since some people have asked, of course I loved Sandra Oh’s lambasted-till-someone-got-educated SAG award gown! Embed…
Dirt-Cheap Prada
This stunning pink crocodile Prada bag is on sale for $6,742, down from $8,990. Maybe some of you want to chip in and get it for me for Valentine’s! Anyone? Anyone? Fine! Be that way. Speaking of sales, do you want to show-cha your chocha just like WendyB in her sequined gold Antik Batik dress?…
Boob Belt!
Dress by Roberto Cavalli Not for me. I’m going to stick to bows.
Butt Bow Alert!
I loved this vintage dress when I saw it from the front … …. but I ADORED it when I saw it from the back! UPDATED TO ADD: This under-the-boobs, red-white-and-blue bow made my heart skip a beat! It’s very French Revolution, non? Alas! It is too small for me. Look at the back! Wild!
Happy New Year, Bitches!
My husband threw me a big New Year’s Eve/40th birthday party. My friends Phil and Angeline sent me some flowers and balloons to get me in the mood. Lots more pictures to come! UPDATED TO ADD: My dress code for the party was black tie OR mutton dressed as lamb. As you can see from…
Too Sick for the Sales
I have a bad cold, so I’m not hitting the stores to check out the post-holiday sales. But I always have enough energy to browse online. I like this asymmetrical top even though it’s terrible for jewelry. A necklace is out of the question and earrings might be too. I try to avoid clothes that…
New Year’s Eve Dresses
Looking for my post on New Year’s Eve dresses? Here it is. Here’s a dress I would like to have. My gorgeous friend Angela drew a picture of me in a candy evening gown, inspired by a candy bikini she gave me for my birthday. I ate a lot of the bikini before I could…
Shop the Sales
If you’re still looking for a New Year’s dress, this red one by Kate Moss for Topshop is $169, down from $335, at Barneys. Other Moss items on sale include the cropped leather jacket, now $189, down from $375. PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR: ShopCaravan.com says they will mark everything down to wholesale price for…
WendyB Called; She Wants Her Look Back
Penelope Cruz! The style phone is ringing for you! How dare you attempt a lolWendy bow on your gown? CLICK HERE TO SEE PENELOPE’S BUTT BOW. lolWendy kthxbai!