You can join my Golden Girls gang if you’re wearing these sequined shoes by Alexander McQueen. Available at Yoox for $835, down from $1670 Meanwhile, these seriously fringed Louboutins make my Prada fringe bag look almost bald. $1575 at Bergdorf Goodman These funky, peep-toe boots by Sigerson Morrison are on sale for $347, down from…
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Join the Gang
Yet another opportunity to join my Golden Girls gang. Stella McCartney gold sequined dress $978, down from $1995, at Bergdorf Goodman Sequins are required for gang membership. But these gold jeans from Vivre are still fabulous.
Jets and Sharks Will Fear Us
This dress will qualify you for my Golden Girls gang. Click here for eBay auction I ordered these Marc by Marc Jacobs boots thinking I could kick some ass Golden-Girls style, but they didn’t fit, so back they go. You can’t kick ass if your feet aren’t comfortable.
Still Accepting New Members
Net-a-Porter has another sartorial option for anyone who wants to join my Golden Girls gang. (Be warned: you’ll have to be jumped in by these bitches.) Stella McCartney dress $2,595 on Net-a-Porter I’ve realized I need to give y’all an update on Net-a-Porter. I recently ordered — and returned — a few things, and the…
We’ll Start Our Own Gang
One of you has to buy this sequined Antik Batik jacket. It’s on sale at Yoox for $130, down from $268. I’ll wear my matching sequined Antik Batik dress. We’ll start a terrifying gang called the Golden Girls and have violent initiation ceremonies. For our more casual gang days, you’ll need a pair of Acne…