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A Book to Go With My Fucking Jewelry

September 16, 2014 by WendyB

Esquire ran an excerpt from a book called F**k: An Irreverent History of the F-Word by Rufus Lodge. The magazine’s glossary of 69 fucks includes Mr. Big’s favorite, “abso-fucking-lutely” …

… “fuckball,” as delivered by Harvey Keitel in the movie Get Shorty …

… and the likes of “fuckboy,” the 1950s term “fuck-dust,” and the Victorian “fuckhole.”

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My swear rings, as seen on gorgeous blogger Beautifully Invisible. Click to purchase.

Those people who say swearing is a sign of a limited vocabulary really need to get the fuck outta here …

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Click to purchase my sterling-silver GTFOH necklace.

… and shut the fuck up …

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Click to purchase my sterling-silver STFU necklace.

… because I think “fuckola” and “fuckstruck” are pretty fucking creative!

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And I should know, because I’ve won awards for swearing!

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  1. Stacy says

    September 16, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    Limited vocabulary, my ass! Besides, I’ve heard that people who swear freely have less stress. Far as I’m concerned, I don’t fucking swear enough.

    • WendyB says

      September 17, 2014 at 1:31 am

      Ha ha! I agree.

  2. Patti says

    September 17, 2014 at 8:55 am

    Harvey! The best, baddest badass on the screen.

    • WendyB says

      September 17, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      I love him!

  3. Rubiatonta says

    September 17, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    I’m a big fan of the F-word — my own favorite is “fuckwit,” as in “He’s a complete fuckwit — how did he get that job?!”

    Spain is a great country for swearing, where even little kids are heard to utter “jolines” (“fuckies”) without having their mouths washed out with soap.

    • WendyB says

      September 17, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      Ha ha! Love that factoid about the kiddies. And thanks for the useful Spanish word!

  4. Hilde says

    September 17, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    If you want a laugh search for osho on the word fuck. So funny. Especially the last second or two.

    • WendyB says

      September 17, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      Ha ha! Here’s the link for other peeps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K2e7TTdeMo

  5. Tuesday says

    September 17, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    And this is precisely why I love you and your blog! My husband thinks I have a problems sometimes because the first word I mutter in the morning is “fuck”.

    • WendyB says

      September 18, 2014 at 10:56 am

      That’s the right way to wake up, IMO!

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