I always wondered who wrote those pithy sayings in fortune cookies. Now we know what he’s up to when he’s not taking pretty pictures of you in the hallway. I hope Paul doesn’t mind that I’ve filled in the punchlines:
1. Trees don’t grow to the sky. And, in the long-term, we are all dead. So, we might as well wear nice jewelry while we can. 2. You can’t put toothpaste back in the tube. But, you can leave gobs of it in the sink to torment your wife. 3. The best is the enemy of the good. But, the really mediocre usually gets the most attention.
Jennifersays
hahaha your husband sounds like a funny guy i’m actually allergic to colgate (and certain other brands) so the sight of it makes me cringe a little!
WendyBsays
@ GCA, Paul and I both think you greatly improved all three sayings.
penelopesays
haha!! can tell that yr hubby’s taking all that marketing with a pinch of salt! lol! and i totally agree!! GCA’s put a new twist to the sayings!
love!
The Narcistsays
your hubby is pretty deep!
Janesays
Your hubby is sooo clever! Wish mine said cool things like that. 😉
The Sewing Bunnysays
he sounds funny! i’ve never tried to put toothpaste back in the tube.. although i do watch my friend put her paints pack in their tubes if theres leftovers.
Earthy Emilysays
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miss *annsays
haha. sounds like my grandma.
penelopesays
thanks for d comment!! lol!! no underwear on?!!?! haha!! anyhow. i;m sorry but i dont know the commercial u’re talking abt!! *cringe!
GCA says
I always wondered who wrote those pithy sayings in fortune cookies. Now we know what he’s up to when he’s not taking pretty pictures of you in the hallway. I hope Paul doesn’t mind that I’ve filled in the punchlines:
1. Trees don’t grow to the sky. And, in the long-term, we are all dead. So, we might as well wear nice jewelry while we can.
2. You can’t put toothpaste back in the tube. But, you can leave gobs of it in the sink to torment your wife.
3. The best is the enemy of the good. But, the really mediocre usually gets the most attention.
Jennifer says
hahaha your husband sounds like a funny guy
i’m actually allergic to colgate (and certain other brands) so the sight of it makes me cringe a little!
WendyB says
@ GCA, Paul and I both think you greatly improved all three sayings.
penelope says
haha!! can tell that yr hubby’s taking all that marketing with a pinch of salt! lol! and i totally agree!! GCA’s put a new twist to the sayings!
love!
The Narcist says
your hubby is pretty deep!
Jane says
Your hubby is sooo clever! Wish mine said cool things like that. 😉
The Sewing Bunny says
he sounds funny! i’ve never tried to put toothpaste back in the tube.. although i do watch my friend put her paints pack in their tubes if theres leftovers.
Earthy Emily says
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miss *ann says
haha. sounds like my grandma.
penelope says
thanks for d comment!!
lol!! no underwear on?!!?! haha!! anyhow. i;m sorry but i dont know the commercial u’re talking abt!! *cringe!
Frasypoo says
Thats hilarious!!!
Kira Fashion says
cool stuff 😉
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