Instead of flying back to New York from Paris on Monday, we stopped in Washington, DC, for the annual dinner of the Atlantic Council. Fernando was hoping to see a monument or two, but sightseeing was canceled after Air France temporarily misplaced the luggage, leading to all sorts of logistical problems.We still made it to…
An American Pig in Paris
A few more Paris photos from Fernando von Bakonstein. It was spring… We took some family snapshots… Chillaxed at the hotel… and rode the Metro. “Those Marc Jacobs shoes are fugly,” thought Fernando, “but they do complement my complexion.” Alessandra says that the French are gaga for Castaner espadrilles. The luggage-misplacing surrender monkeys at Air…
Gorgeous Client/Blogger/Model Kim
Kim at Mama Fasha has done a post on the silver Boleyn necklace I made for her. Here she is modeling it. Isn’t she lovely? If you want to order your own Boleyn necklace in gold or silver, contact me at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com.
Back in New York
I swear to God, this is a picture of Fernando von Bakonstein (pinkish blotch in foreground) and Lauren Bacall (blurry lady in background) at a dinner for the Tribeca Film Festival. I don’t know when I’ve ever seen so many famous people in one place! In addition to Bacall, I ogled Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David,…
Hello, Lovahs
The helpful and kinktastic Asudem Latex of Doll’s Realm has fed my latex love with a link to a site (NSFW) filled with the real thing — none of that fake American Apparel stuff for Asudem, thank you very much! She particularly wanted to point out the classic tights, now on sale, but I’ve become…
Flower Molestation: Versailles Edition
I can’t help myself! Previous crimes here and here.
Ham? Oh!
The iHog visits Versailles.
iHog at the Eiffel
A view from across the Seine Up close and personal
Awkward Fashion Moment
Trying to display flower feet and plaid combination
Fernando Does Dinner in Paris
My bouche is totally amused Humph. Tom is hogging this photo. Alessandra has a good pig on her shoulders. Bring on the dessert, bitches! Next stop: Betty Ford Clinic? Stay tuned for more Parisian adventures with Fernando von Bakonstein!