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I Knew I Should Have Made That Ass Jewelry

May 3, 2013 by WendyB

Sex sells… and I’m buying! I can’t take my eyes off the skin-baring photo shoot former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus did for V Magazine. What’s not to love? Miley’s body is amazing, and her cropped, punk-inspired hairdo is both timely and interestingly atypical for a former tween star.

My favorite photo is this one. It’s got it all: Face! Lips! Ass jewelry!

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Click for more photos and a video.

Back in 2007, I joked about doing ass jewelry for one of my obsessions, Ice-T’s big-bottomed wife, Coco. Maybe “joked” is the wrong word, because if Coco had called and requested ass jewelry, I definitely would have made it. With that early start, I could have cornered the ass-jewelry market by now! Oh, let’s be real. The more likely outcome is that I would have spent the past six years chasing factories that knocked off my ass-jewelry designs. I waste enough time on that kind of activity as it is. It all worked out for the best.

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  1. stacy says

    May 3, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    It’s never too late to make ass jewelry Wendy! LOL.
    Maybe China will concentrate on copying that rather than your other pieces??

    • WendyB says

      May 3, 2013 at 1:21 pm

      A diversion, in other words?

  2. That's Not My Age says

    May 3, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    That photo is pretty fabulous – go on, make some ass jewellery!

    • WendyB says

      May 3, 2013 at 11:41 pm

      Hot pic, right?

  3. Susan Partlan says

    May 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    Doesn’t ass jewelry hurt when you sit down though?

    • WendyB says

      May 3, 2013 at 11:39 pm

      I’ll make you some and you can report back.

  4. Val Sparkle says

    May 3, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    Now’s the perfect time to start – Miley has just made ass jewelry fashionable! You could be really naughty and call your new line Crack.

    • WendyB says

      May 3, 2013 at 11:39 pm

      Ha ha! Someone else suggested that on Twitter.

  5. Patti @ NotDeadYet Style says

    May 3, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    wow, she is all grown up, gorgeous and cheeky!

    • WendyB says

      May 3, 2013 at 11:39 pm

      She’s no Disney gal anymore!

  6. Andrea says

    May 4, 2013 at 3:01 am

    Love the photo, and you should have gone for it!

  7. Tina says

    May 4, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Would love to see what you would do with a line of ass jewelry!

  8. melina says

    May 4, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    she’s a great looking girl, but I don’t wanna be the person who is responsible for cleaning her ass jewelry

    • WendyB says

      May 4, 2013 at 9:43 pm

      That is an excellent point, Melina!

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