… or because he’s a former corrections officer who took his stage name from notorious crack kingpin “Freeway” Ricky Ross, who then sued his ass.
All those things are very important, but what really attracts me is his exquisite taste in jewelry.
My jewelry comes from a different sense of aesthetics, and I’ve said before that if you ask me for a bejeweled Stewie from Family Guy necklace or an eyesore nameplate necklace, I’ll turn you down. But if you ask me for a giant diamond version of your own face, I will scream, “YES!!!” A diamond face isn’t run-of-the-mill, boring bad. It’s superbad … and I can get down with that.
UPDATED TO ADD: I suddenly see a flaw in this work of art. It needs detachable black-diamond sunglasses so that the shades on the necklace can always match the shades on Rick’s face. Am I right or am I right?