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Everyone Complains About the Weather

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It started out cloudy and cool today, but now I see the sun peeking out. Confusing. So, before I go out this evening, I will check The Fucking Weather for the latest forecast. My gorgeous blogging friend Tina pointed out this bit of highlariousness to me. When I checked a few minutes ago, the site said it was 63 degrees Fahrenheit which is “fucking…alright” and noted that an Eskimo would “beat my ass” to be here. There’s a option for getting your weather report in “fucking Celsius,” for those of you who swing that way.

Ready to beat your ass with a salmon
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UPDATED TO ADD: I can’t BELIEVE I did this post without mentioning my all-time favorite weather person, Family Guy’s Black-u-weather meteorologist, Ollie Williams. Click the picture of Ollie below to see a video montage of his finest moments.

“It’s gon’ rain!”

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  1. LOL! I can’t stand lying weathermen–they tell me it’s going to rain, I dress SPECIFICALLY FOR the rain, I bring an umbrella, and it DOESN’T rain! Hmph. This site’s all right, though!

  3. i must check out this website, since its 10 degrees colder today than it said it would be ugg

  4. I’m not sure what just happened here but it sure if fucking muggy and humid in Ohio.

  5. Excellent find. I happen to be a bit of weather junkie anyways, so this at least makes the updates a little more interesting.

  7. I love thefuckingweather.com and I have been using it for a while. It fucking rocks.

  8. Weather men are the bain of my existance! Nothing is worse than dressing for the weather they tell you and then you step outside to find that they lied.

  9. I’m so fed up with my “Marine Layer” I could scream. It’s been overcast and the same temperature for the last nine months.

    I’m going to check the F-ing weather and see if anything’s changing tomorrow.

  13. Haha, weathermen…can never trust them! 🙂 You’re a hoot, Wendy!
    xx

  16. damn, the site doesn’t seem to be working now. hope it comes back…seems like my kind of weather reporting.

  19. Damn! it’s telling me it doesnt fucking exist.

    I think this could be huge in Ireland. We love complaining about the weather, and we use fuck as an non-specific adjective. Perfect.

    xx

  20. Hi there-google is the worst, its continuous rain in my area according to them!!

  23. You are hysterical with your f bombs, WB!

    And yes I would love those shoes with your CFR dress!

    xoxox,
    CC

  24. Minnesotans are OBSESSED with the fucking weather. I shall pass this along to my statesmen …

  27. i’ve been obsessed with the Fucking Weather! also, how funny is the sponsored ad at the bottom of their page?

  31. It’s currently 93 fucking degrees here and I haven’t even checked out that site yet.

    *sigh*

  33. It seems like the older a person gets, the more they worry about the weather 🙂

  34. hahahaha that sight is adorable! i’ve seen it before but i completely forgot about it. i hope the weather is nice tomorrow… there’s a chacne i’ll get to walk around outside if its nice…

  36. Have you ever thought about the fact the Weather Guy can be wrong about 2/3 of the time and *still* be overpaid?

    We love Black-U Weather, too funny.
    tp

  38. This IS awesome! Certainly puts my weather obsession into perspective. Thanks, as always, WendyB for helping me shift my paradigms.