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April 13, 2009 by WendyB

I dreamed that Heather Mills was doing a clothing line for Topshop … and that I was the publicist for it.

Heather Mills

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  1. daddylikeyblog says

    April 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    GAAAAHHHH THE HORROR!!!

  2. Rosie Unknown says

    April 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    That is… very strange makeup.

  3. K.Line says

    April 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    This is SO many kinds of wrong. I think you need therapy.

  4. Maja says

    April 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Did you wake up in cold sweats, screaming?

  5. miss sophie says

    April 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    yeah definite nightmare. sooo many bad possibilties there…

  6. The Vegetable Assassin says

    April 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Dude. Acid flashback? That is just wrong.

    Did her “line” include one-legged pants? I know that’s mean but one just has to be mean to that she-devil, no?

  7. Alicia/InstantVintage says

    April 13, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    LMAO~

  8. Shrimpton Couture says

    April 13, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    ewww I actually physically recoiled from the screen LOL

  9. Imogen Lamport says

    April 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    That is WAAAY to scary! Turn to prostitution before you do that!

  10. Mademoiselle Frou-Frou says

    April 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    uh-oh, that must be an omen!! not good!!! ;-D
    xox

  11. -h says

    April 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    AHH!!!

  12. Sister Wolf says

    April 13, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I once dreamed that I was in possession of Jackie Kennedy’s severed head, which I kept in a hatbox.

  13. La Belette Rouge says

    April 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Well, you’ll have a leg up on the competition.

  14. yulanda says

    April 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Dream? More like nightmare!

  15. miss cavendish says

    April 13, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Did you eat a Peeps before going to bed? Food like that can bring on nightmares . . .

  16. Shawn says

    April 13, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    OH—DOUBLE CRAP!! She looks a bit like me!!!

    Only scarier, I hope.

  17. Aretha says

    April 13, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, your dreams are sooo bizarre

  18. pretty face says

    April 13, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    I’ll need a good few weeks to analyse THAT

  19. Sharon Rose says

    April 14, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Hi there-LOL, now theres a thought!! Grazia showed a picture of her with the caption ‘Mutton dressed as Quorn’, whereas one of their readers thought it more appropriate to say she dressed like a dogs dinner!

  20. Hannah says

    April 14, 2009 at 1:45 am

    Lol, perhaps you’ve got some very stressful times ahead of you..

  21. ParisBreakfasts says

    April 14, 2009 at 2:34 am

    Quelle cauchemar!!!
    Aieeeeeeeeeee
    ;((((((

  22. Anne Corrons says

    April 14, 2009 at 2:48 am

    C’est un très beau rêve!!!!! I dreamt that I spent one entire day at Topshop with no limit on my credit card! We, Parisians have to cross the channel to buy at Topshop; it’s a good opportunity to go to London!

  23. The Little Fashion Treasury says

    April 14, 2009 at 3:12 am

    Good morning, Wendy!
    You probably made me smile;)
    Was also surprised to see she cut her hair…..

  24. Alya says

    April 14, 2009 at 4:45 am

    your love for Heather Mills knows no bounds!

  25. K says

    April 14, 2009 at 6:18 am

    i’d classify that as a nightmare hehe

  26. The Haute-Shopper says

    April 14, 2009 at 6:45 am

    Oh, you poor thing… this reminds me of the dream I had of Paris Hilton wanting to hire me shoot her next music video. It haunted me for a week.

  27. Anika says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:24 am

    Lol!
    That pictures scares me. An extraordinary amount, too.

  28. enc says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:24 am

    That is just wrong. A fate worse than death!

  29. Deirdre says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:30 am

    That can’t be good.

  30. Lizzi says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:46 am

    That’s not a dream. That’s a nightmare!

  31. Dream Sequins says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Was it a line of Dancing with the Stars inspired sequin costumes?

  32. Sal says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:59 am

    Terrifying!

  33. Danielle says

    April 14, 2009 at 8:51 am

    i think you dreamt about being her publicist so you could destroy her, from the inside out. oh, wait – i’m pretty sure she does an alright job of that herself…

  34. smashingbird says

    April 14, 2009 at 10:20 am

    ugh, what was Paul thinking

  35. KT says

    April 14, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Dream, or NIGHTMARE???

  36. Kira Fashion says

    April 14, 2009 at 11:35 am

    I am happy that it was only a dream 🙂

    Kisses!

    Kira

  37. Diabolina Da Fashionista says

    April 14, 2009 at 11:58 am

    hahhaha.

  38. Swell Vintage - Frankie says

    April 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Did you wake up with leg ache?

    Ohhhh I’m mean

    x

  39. Little Lj says

    April 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Wow, I think it means you’re a glutton for punishment, talk about the world’s most impossible job!

  40. Duchesse says

    April 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    “After 40 you get the face you deserve.”

  41. Lynette says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Yucky nightmare time!

  42. wrennybird says

    April 14, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    What a nightmare!
    Is it me or is she starting to channel Helen Reddy?

  43. ebayfashionaddict says

    April 15, 2009 at 6:22 am

    HA! cool dream

  44. Shaz says

    April 15, 2009 at 7:46 am

    WENDY!! I missed you blog so much! I’ve been busy! Oh and thats probably one of the most evil looking Heather Mills photos i’ve seen in a while.

  45. fashion herald says

    April 15, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Maybe you can convince her to let go of that blond hair.

  46. Couture Carrie says

    April 15, 2009 at 11:06 am

    That’s hysterical, WB!

    xoxox,
    CC

  47. Trisch says

    April 15, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA.
    OMG awesome.

    trisch xo

  48. TheShoeGirl says

    April 15, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    Hahahahahhahahahahaha!

  49. 123Valerie says

    April 16, 2009 at 7:07 am

    Well, her hair sure needs some damage control. I’ve no doubt you could handle it.

  50. swelledenise says

    April 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    You must have woken up in sweats!

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