Britney Spears, my favorite jewelry thief, had a rough time at the VMAs last night. But America loves a comeback, and I sincerely hope she will get her act together. I know people are saying she’s over but if Richard Nixon can make a comeback, anyone can. Honestly, I didn’t think Britney was the low point of the evening. I’m not going to name names because I still want all the tone-deaf singers and unfunny comedians to steal my jewelry and put me on the cover of OK! Magazine.
I will nominate Criss Angel for “fame whore of the year.” I believe it’s an Emmy category now. And I don’t care if he never steals my jewelry. I wouldn’t even let him buy it. Okay, I would let him buy it. Who am I kidding? But still, shame on you, Criss Angel! And on MTV, for using a troubled young woman to try to boost their ratings. Here’s a plan for better ratings: produce a better show!