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A Note From an Illiterate Guest Blogger

March 12, 2009 by WendyB

I asked my gorgeous nephew, Sebastian Berry, to write a post for me.

Unfortunately, he is illiterate and has two left feet when it comes to typing.

Here’s his message:

“asdfkajdgs345o8dgkjdlk;d ncdfakl adoifgjg3ra9odfB1.,jupf.cseb dv kmfgs≥lijaer;obdfjlsrv fsgeAILjheraglgdvmklcl/WRGIHGDZ;sxfjg2q-0fsj;svg;;.dfbje3p0[1qlfsgj;sflpis;fljbg;psop;adfgj.”

Makes about as much sense as most stuff you read on the interwebs, actually.

UPDATED TO ADD COMMENT OF THE DAY: From Najeema: “And you know, he has the blogger style down pat. Slightly ironic tshirt and no pants. Toss in some ripped stockings and fake eyeglasses and he’ll be the next big thing on Lookbook!”

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  1. oh lady e says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:01 am

    CHUBBY BABY FEET!

  2. Shrimpton Couture says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:02 am

    That made more sense then some of my blogs when I start to write too early in the morning and before sufficient caffeine!

  3. DaisyChain says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:07 am

    Oh he’s so gorgeous, look at that chub!
    I’m so so broody!

  4. Najeema says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:13 am

    Hahaha, he’s adorable. And you know, he has the blogger style down pat. Slightly ironic tshirt and no pants. Toss in some ripped stockings and fake eyeglasses and he’ll be the next big thing on lookbook!

  5. miss cavendish says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:42 am

    How I love chubby little baby calves and feet . . .

  6. Ashe Mischief says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:52 am

    What a bushel of Berry you’ve got in your lap there!

    I think with some guidance from his aunt Wendy, he can be quite computer literate in no time…

  7. EJ says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:58 am

    Gotta love the chubby baby legs. What a cutie, makes me miss my nephew even more!

  8. Melanie says

    March 12, 2009 at 7:34 am

    I’m all about baby chub!! Too delicious for words! But, I have to say, Miss Wendy, that you look gorgeous holding a baby!

  9. -h says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:00 am

    i love the chub feet!

  10. violetville says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:00 am

    wow, the combination of the cute baby feet over the computer and the adorably un-understandable note is the sweetest thing ever!

    and definitely makes more sense than most things I write pre-spellcheck.

    🙂

  11. Sal says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:01 am

    My cats would publish similar treatises, if I’d let them.

  12. Sharon Rose says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Hi there-thats such a gorgeous picture of both of you, he is just the cutest!!

  13. McGone says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:39 am

    Sure, it’s cute and all, but did you people even read what he wrote? It’s intelligent, concise and needed to be said. This kid is going places!

  14. Lizzi says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Those are some mighty cute chubby legs and feet. And look at his intense stare into the computer…genius, of course!

  15. applevenusian says

    March 12, 2009 at 9:10 am

    That’s a beautiful pic of you and Baby Berry… I want to eat those toes!!! nom nom nom

  16. K.Line says

    March 12, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Oh, his cheeks are so bite-able! Love these photos.

  17. Miss Janey says

    March 12, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Master Sebastian has fewer typos that any of MIss J’s posts. Plus he’s cute as can be.

  18. prettyneons says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:15 am

    oh hows adorable!<3 <3
    Peace and Bows…
    prettyneOnsX

  19. jennine says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

    damn he’s a pretty good blogger already!
    🙂
    oh sorry, i meant ‘darn’

  20. kittyscreations says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Aww! He’s so cute and chubby! I can barely remember when my nephew was that small (he’s 3 1/2 now)

  21. lisa says

    March 12, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Eeee I can’t stop grinning! 😀

  22. The Vegetable Assassin says

    March 12, 2009 at 11:27 am

    You know, that might be baby code for something really profound! Like the time I got an encrypted email from my friend L. that featured every character on the keyboard in an ongoing page of gibberish, but that actually said, “John Fluevog is having a sale!”

  23. Delmy says

    March 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Aww so cute! I love babies chunky feet!

  24. JuliaMazal says

    March 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Nom nom nom! Deeelishus!
    Vegetable Assasin: Hahaha! That was G-d trying to intercept your shoe buying.

  25. Nina (femme rationale) says

    March 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    i <3 chubby babies! look at his feet…omg, he's too adorable. he needs his own blog.

  26. issa says

    March 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    omg how adorable!

  27. lisadom says

    March 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    I jus’ wanna SQUISH those little sausage legs, yummu!
    xx

  28. enc says

    March 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Best.Post.Ever.

  29. fashion herald says

    March 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    hahaha! and he needs a slightly ironic onesie! i know there are baby stores in williamsburg.

  30. Sweety P says

    March 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    He is so cute!

  31. janettaylor says

    March 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    He is so adorable feet.

    big kisses (lol). Janet

  32. Rowena says

    March 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Ohh – what a cutie! What does his t-shirt say btw?

  33. Farren says

    March 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    His grammar is better than mine!

  34. Iheartfashion says

    March 12, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Those adorable creased ankles! So cute.

  35. Thumbelina Fashionista says

    March 12, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    He’s adorable!

  36. The Clothes Horse says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Yes! Get that baby a lookbook page asap!

  37. In Yr Fshn says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Cuter than a kitten! Though I am not a huge fan of children, this kid is an exception: the chubby baby appendages! Eee! (And, of course, relationship to the fabulous WendyB)

  38. Mira says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    i want to elope with ure onyx skull ring. i melt.

  39. alixrose says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    BABY!!!!!

    I think your nephew’s post is better than mine on most days, I am in AWE. This kid is going to go places!

  40. Alicia/InstantVintage says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    He’s so freakin’ adorable!!!

  41. Karen says

    March 13, 2009 at 8:06 am

    Wendy, never work with babies or animals; it’s a career killer.

  42. Broke Bettie says

    March 13, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Cutest. Blogger. Ever!

  43. captivateme says

    March 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    oh my god, those chubby little feet…soooooo cute!! I want one, I want one!! 🙂

  44. Skye says

    March 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    So damn cute – my cluckiness circuits are now in overdrive!

  45. Lynette says

    March 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Oh, yes, he’s adorable. And I’ll bet he smells so good, most all of the time!

  46. Evil Genius says

    March 14, 2009 at 10:49 am

    The part about “dv kmfgs≥lijaer;obdfjlsrv” is hilarious. I was totally going to say something like that in my next post. Hard to keep up with younger, hipper bloggers.

  47. Belowen says

    March 14, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    Ahhh he is scrumptious!

  48. Susie Bubble says

    March 15, 2009 at 3:13 am

    Might try and decipher what he typed….he could well be saying something truly significant….

  49. Terri says

    March 15, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Evil Genius’ post just made me larf out loud. Not a BWAH laugh but a nice high-pitched chuckle. I did not burp the alphabet out of my nose or any other such nonsense sorry to tell you.

    If everyone was impressed by the feet, for your next meeting with Sebastian Berry, you could highlight his thunder thighs.

    Proud Mama (okay so being proud of cute baby fat is strange but so far he has not shown his genius. he’s only a baby after all — give him time!)

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