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Marc Jacobs Hates Me

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Marc Jacobs is trying to drive me crazy. Here’s the evidence.

Photo borrowed from the sexy bitches at The Fashion Time Magazine,
who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at Harper’s Bazaar,
who didn’t borrow it from anyone.

Remind me to avoid shaking his hand.

UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar (which is as slender as cover girl Victoria Beckham) and unwittingly opened it to the full-size version of the Marc Jacobs picture posted above. This photo is even more disturbing when printed in a larger size on glossy paper. Proceed with caution.

UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: I regret not titling this post, “Does My Dick Look Big In This?”

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  5. hahahaha.noooooo way. this picture MAKES me want to shake his hand. 😉 hahha. i think he’s hot. hot dayumm!

  9. JDS, I would have laughed a drink out of my nose at that, but I wasn’t drinking anything. So I just kinda snorted.

  10. My eyeballs! They burn! Why does he have one white leg and one brown one? Is that the in thing this month?

    Your word verification says nologery which is awesome as I hate logging in. Me hate logery.

  18. Wendy, I just saw this photo at the gym and immediately thought of you! Marc is definitely taunting you.

  19. this is truly a sign of the end of our civilization….does anyone else hear that fiddle in the background?

  20. I did a faux (but real!) press conference with my J-students on these bags and showed them this horrific picture. I just abhor how his naked body is in EVERY photo with this bag, as I’d really like the gaze upon the Sprouse for awhile.

  21. This reminds me of that flasher who was caught with a camera phone and put on the cover of the Daily News. Turns out he was the owner and head chef of a well-known raw food restaurant. I kept wondering how his clientele felt when they found out exactly where his hands had been during his commute to work.

  26. This is not his first nor last….wayyy back before his days in LV he did a similar pose with only cowboyboots as props (Interview Magz???)
    He was only quite decent during his nerdy days, he’s now back to body beautiful poses 😉 I’d still shake his hands…with latex gloves!

  29. There are so few men Miss Janey wants to see nekkid… Mr. Jacobs is NOT one of them and yet Miss keeps having see him. Eeew.

  34. I hope his armpit hair doesn’t get all tangled up in the zipper of that bag. Assuming he has armpit hair.

  36. Ha Ha! this picture is so funny!!! bless him! i think he’s going for the whole ‘if you’ve got it then flaunt it’ !!!!!!
    Rianna Bethany xxxxxxxxxxx

  38. I think this is a sure sign that he’s back on drugs. I just don’t have anything else to say…

  40. It’s not too late to change the title – for posterity, I mean… Apparently, he hates us all. I liked him so much before he went all sexy boy.

  41. wow im gobsmacked!now the marc jacobs ads have been experimental since forever but this just SHOCKS!ok what was he thinking?
    muah
    Marian

  48. Hah. I guess Harper’s needed to balance out that elegant, old school cover with something crass.

  49. These ads make me never want to have his name on anything that I have near my body. I just don’t get it. Perhaps this is why I read Harper’s magazine instead of Harpers Bazaar.

  50. You need to put a cautionary note up front…I almost choked on my shredded wheat thingie.

    Ewwwwwwwww!