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Marc Jacobs Hates Me

December 16, 2008 by WendyB

Marc Jacobs is trying to drive me crazy. Here’s the evidence.

Photo borrowed from the sexy bitches at The Fashion Time Magazine,
who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at Harper’s Bazaar,
who didn’t borrow it from anyone.

Remind me to avoid shaking his hand.

UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar (which is as slender as cover girl Victoria Beckham) and unwittingly opened it to the full-size version of the Marc Jacobs picture posted above. This photo is even more disturbing when printed in a larger size on glossy paper. Proceed with caution.

UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: I regret not titling this post, “Does My Dick Look Big In This?”

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  1. Holly says

    December 18, 2008 at 9:38 am

    i MUST see this in high glossy print!!!!

  2. Isabel says

    December 18, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Eeeewwww!

  3. Lluviaschick says

    December 18, 2008 at 10:35 am

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    tht’s all i have to say

  4. Savvy Mode SG says

    December 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    why MJ why….

  5. fashion herald says

    December 19, 2008 at 8:39 am

    when is he ever going to get fat again?
    what was up with the super slim Harper’s Bazaar, is everyone cutting advertising that much?

  6. Fashion_Girl22 says

    December 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Haha wow! I remember when my Bazaar came too. I totally freaked out for a good 10 minutes. Then, I was like, it's Marc…what else should we be exspecting. <3

  7. Dominica says

    December 20, 2008 at 3:08 am

    I liked him more nerdy…
    Now he’s getting a bit over the top (just a tiny bit)…
    And why the pink ?
    Why ???

  8. That Girl Ang says

    December 20, 2008 at 6:32 am

    He hates me too…. and he was my friend in my head… LOL

  9. Lynette says

    December 20, 2008 at 10:32 am

    I’ve had this on my mind for several days, well not really this man, but the color of his left thigh. I finally found something to illustrate what I’ve been thinking about. His left leg reminds me of a brown-sugar-glazed ham. Scroll down at the link until you come to the Leg Ham. LOL. Actually, the Glazed Leg Ham. There’s even a link called “Caring for your ham.” Oh, my.

  10. WendyB says

    December 20, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Lynette, I shudder to think of the ways that Marc cares for his ham.

  11. Alya says

    December 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    EW.

  12. Thumbelina Fashionista says

    December 20, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    LOL Lynette!

    I, too, had the misfortune of seeing this in Bazaar and nearly throwing up. I absolutely CANNOT stand him, either. I’ve never understood the fuss about him, and this particular LV bag is one of the ugliest the brand has ever produced (the one Beyonce toted around for a while–the patchwork bag–has got to be the absolute worst one!).

  13. etoilee8 says

    December 20, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    I think I’m the only person that thinks it’s awesome? If I were him, I’d probably flaunt it too. Go on with your bad self, Marc Jacobs.

  14. June Shin says

    December 21, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    OMG! I’m going to have nightmares!

  15. Lisa Amber says

    December 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Oh no!!! Not LV!!! (scary, really scary) 🙂

    (By the way, take a look at my jewelry blog here – http://lamberhotspot.blogspot.com/
    I post my jewelry advices and different gems revues here.:))

  16. Shaz says

    January 14, 2009 at 7:58 am

    do we all collectively hate marc jacobs now? Please fill me in on any goss…i have been out of the loop for a month and half, oh and is this an actual ad for Louis Vuitton? or just marc being naked?

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